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Taking Cool Pictures for Etsy – FREE Expert Etsy Training Pt 2

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Taking pictures for Etsy is EASY! Follow along with me while I take some cool pictures for a listing.

Here are 5 Tips for interesting Etsy Pictures:

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1. Have cool, but not show-stealing, background props

Some of the “props” I love to use include leaves, wood and rocks. I can use fall leaves to give that warm “fall” feeling, or green leaves to convey a fresh spring-time renewal. I will then switch out the main picture depending on what season it is to signal the buyers that this item is perfect for¬†right now.

 

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2.Take a picture of a hand holding the item, or wearing the item, or both

Having a picture of what you are selling with or next to a human person gives your buyers a sense of how awesome it is to be with your items. How does your picture make your customers feel? Warm, happy, full, cool? Another plus side to having a picture with a human as your prop is conveying a sense of size. This will decrease negative reviews from people who never ready your item descriptions.

 

 

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3. Nature is sexy, everything looks good with a nature element

Personally, I like to have nature used both as a prop or in the distance. It just give this whimsical and natural feeling that is pretty calming. A calm customer tends not to worry about all the¬†but’s¬†and¬†if’s of a purchase. They just go for it.

 

 


4. Lighting is best from that bright ball of plasma gas that floats in our sky

Now, don’t get me wrong, a nice bright window is awesome, but that freaking sun man… So lit. If you are lucky enough to easily haul your wares to an outdoor location, this truly produces the best light. Plus, it’s free! If you are vampire, however, you may want to invest in a light box.

 

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5. Consistency is key, incorporate a similar feeling in each picture

It’s actually pretty easy to be consistent. At first, I had a¬†space painted board (still in use) and all my pictures were shot on it. Now, I have branched out in to pics with rocks and bark and whatever, but I am doing this for nearly every listing. It doesn’t always have to be rocks, or always have to be wood.

Once you find your photo “personality”, you just got to roll with it. Perhaps teal things look good with your products. Incorporate a teal background for one pic, a teal vase for another pic, teal ribbon in yet another. You get my drift.

 


Next tutorial will include how to efficiently fill out an Etsy listing!

I believe in FREE training! This Free Expert Etsy Training is the 2nd in a long series of how to become the best Etsy Seller you can be! Subscribe to my YouTube Channel for more lessons coming soon!

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Best Type of Pictures that Sell Product on Etsy – Free Etsy Training Part 1

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There are many questions you might have about what type of picture will be best to sell the most products on Etsy! Should you have an all white background? Should you have have a model with your product? What types of background props should you use?

The short answer is: It really depends on your product.

However, I do have some answers for you!!

You have 10 pictures on an Etsy listing now, so take full advantage! It’s not exactly necessary to have each background be the same, what’s important is that your wonderful item is showcased to perfection!

One of the biggest questions I had and found no answers for was whether or not to use all white backgrounds for your Etsy Product Pictures. The answer was… a gray area.

Doing my own study, I compared the sales of a popular item with a white background one week, and a magazine worthy full color picture the next week. What I found was that I got more likes and more sales.

However, due to recent Etsy changes in their algorithm and their partnership sharing etsy items on google shopping, google has other ideas. Google has stated that their bots can find and categorize white background pictures better, so they prefer white background pictures. But, they have also admitted that should you product be what a consumer is looking for, your etsy listing will not be hidden from them.

It’s important to get a sense of size for your product. Not everyone takes time to look at the item descriptions, so a picture of your items in hand, worn, or next to a standard sized item (fruit, utensil, plant, etc) helps viewers to imagine the item in real life. This in turn helps the customer start to visualize themselves with your products, increasing the likelihood of a purchase.

Here are at least 5 types of pictures you should consider for your Etsy Listings:

  • Instagram “Magazine” Glamour Shot
  • Picture with a Human Model or Body Part, such as a hand holding a mug
  • Up Close Zoomed In picture showing texture, thickness and/or detail
  • Seasonal Prop Pictures, to switch out for warm/cold weather and seasonalities
  • At least one all white background to show complete product without distraction, and to possibly use for other sales sites and venues

Esty changes all the time and so do you! In time, Etsy will be a bigger and better site to sell on. Don’t be afraid to come back to a product and retake pictures as your skill increases.

So, go for it! Time to take some instagram worthy, magazine framing, beautiful and spunky pics!

I believe in FREE training! This Free Expert Etsy Training is the 1st in a long series of how to become the best Etsy Seller you can be! Subscribe to my YouTube Channel for more lessons coming soon!

 

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Labyrinth Door Knocker Hair Pins! Limited RUN!!

LIMITED TIME DESIGN! I have made 6 (Yes just SIX) of these. Snag your pair while they last! Could be a while, could be 5 minutes. Shipping is included and will Ship in 24 hours!

(‚ēĮ¬į‚Ė°¬įԾȂēĮSOLD OUT!

Click Here to join the mailing list and be informed the next time a limited run is released!

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It’s Amazon Prime Day, and Yes ~ I Have a Sale ON Amazon!

“Amazon, oh Amazon… You clever (expletive deleted).
There was no way to beat you, so I joined you, and darn it – I love you.”

-Me, just now

You know you¬†love¬†it too, you can keep this secret with me. So perhaps, you know about Amazon Prime Day already? If not, what it is, is a crazy sales day and almost everything at Amazon is marked down! And, it can get crazy. Like, last 5 minutes of Christmas Eve –¬†crazy.

The inventory is limited, but all is on Sale! The difference with what I have selling at Amazon and everything else is that is comes in a BOX, and many items have Prime Shipping. Yep, 2 days to almost everywhere.

These are pre-made items, ready to ship by Amazon minions, all on sale. Click HERE to check it all out!!!

 

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Etsy PLUS ~ The New Etsy Plan, Is it Worth It?

I have been “successful” on Etsy for 4 years now, so of course a NEW thing on Etsy is sure to tickle my interest.

Here is a pretty in depth video I just did to really¬†dive into the back-end of what is new with Etsy’s first monthly payment plan.

At this time, Etsy Plus will be $10 per month until January 2019, where it will increase to $20 per month. Whether or not any of the features you receive with this plan are worth anything, remains discoverable.

Initial Perks Include:

  • 5 Choices of Banner Options (Carousel, Collage, Big, Small, None)
  • 2 Choice of Featured Listing Layouts (Traditional, or 1 focus listing and 4 small focus listings)
  • $5 Promoted Listing Credit
  • 15¬†Free Listings, Renewels seemed to effect this countdown but at a 2 for 1 rate
  • 30% Off Moo Cards
  • 20% Off 1st Order of Custom Printed Boxes
  • Restock Request Emails
  • Custom URL Discount and Redirection (Your “.com” goes straight to your Etsy Shop)

It is a mighty list, indeed. However, will it feel worth it at $10 per month? $20..? Some of these perks do not benefit me personally, just by the way I run my store and how my products are made. You may find them much more valuable than me.

I feel like half of the “perks” are merely discounts. Should you take advantage of the URL, for instance, you only benefit from that the 1st initial time. Each consecutive month you pay for this privilege seems moot t that point.

The Restock Request option is intriguing! I did like the fact that even before these new Plans, they added a “Cart Recovery Discount” option for sellers to switch on that recognizes stagnate items left in shopping carts and turns them into an opportunity to send the cart owners discounts for the items. It is interesting that a function like this is separate from the Plus Plan. Perhaps they had thought of charging for renewal emails sent initially, either way, here we are.

Just needs a little bit more. It’s like paying for coupons and renting a front page carousel. Getting 15 free credits and $5 in ads is neat and has an $8 value, but it’s not really free when you pay $10 for it.

For now it seems interesting, but if I don’t often utilize the discounts, Renewal Notification system, or the promoted listings, all I am really paying for is a fancy carousel banner and featured listing layout. I will wait until there is just a bit more to entice me.

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Retired Listings SALE! ~ Say Goodbye to Some Oldies with 30% OFF!

59 listings are going to be gone from my Etsy shop FOREVER.


Don’t Freak OUT! We all felt this time was coming. I’m going to be 100% REAL with you right now. When I got started I was making designs taken from the things I loved. Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Every Comic Book Character EVER. And you know what? It’s a teensie bit illegal.

Now, I’m not afraid of no police showing up on my door and taking me away, but all it takes is one lawyer to rip the carpet right out from under me, and then FoxyFunk would be DEAD.

So this is it! Any designs that are a direct symbol from a game, show or movie are outta here! I know 59 sounds like a huge number, and it is. But, there will still be over 115 designs left and I plan on making a whole lot more designs that are as beautiful and weird as you are.¬†ūüíĖ

I have made a special Section of my Etsy Shop that includes ALL the designs that are going bye-bye and taking a much needed rest. They are all 30% OFF and remember I do FLAT Shipping ($3.95), so go crazy!

I love you all SO much! If there is any design you’d like to add in your life that I can help you with, let me know! If it’s a design I end up putting in my store, you get a huge MUSE¬†Discount!

SHOP NOW! ENDS JUNE 5TH!!!

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Reign Designs – My Bro from a Galaxy Far Far Away

Do you like Star Wars? Then you are going to like my friend Don who is Reign Designs.

I have been commissioned by Don to utilize my laser skills for his kick ass custom pieces for years now! Specializing in a style that is a Samurai / Star Wars FUSION, Reign Designs makes Custom Display Helmets, Awesome Shirts and so much more!! I mean, check out this latest Darth Samurai piece!¬†ūüėģ

Apart from his¬†obvious talents in the handcrafted field, Reign Designs is also an awesome Graphic Designer! Seriously, hit him up for all your graphic arts needs. He’s super nice and doesn’t bite, I promise!

Like him on your platform of choice:

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Now Selling on Amazon HANDMADE!

The first time Amazon was announcing their Handmade category, I was pumped! I applied and then… denied. Sad face. ūüôĀ

But, just a quick 3 years later, I am back at it again and… Success! I am currently working on getting items¬†into the amazon warehouses so you can benefit from their Prime Shipping!! For now, there are a few designs available and even more “Exclusive to Amazon” designs coming!

PLUS: All Earrings will feature Stainless Steel studs or hooks! Sensitive ears rejoice!

Another benefit¬†ūüĎȬ†Everything comes in a GIFT BOX! Noice. Real noice.

Click the image to see what it is up close!

 

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Like Re-Selling? Follow my YouTube favs – RALLIROOTS!

I’ve talked about eBay in my one of my vlogs. I have been selling on eBay for¬†years! I sell my jewelry in one store, and random stuff in another. It’s a little bit of a side hustle for me to wiggle free stuff off my family members and sell them! How devious I am! So, of course, I ran across RALLIROOTS and their adventures in the eBay reselling game!

If you want to make a few extra bucks this summer and would like to venture into selling online Рcheck these guys out! You will learn about which brands are big $, what to avoid, and awesome tricks on ranking, listing, pictures and more!

I love these guys SO much, I just HAD to make them a lil something to show my appreciation! In this video, you will see what I made them just after the 9 min mark, but watch from the beginning! They bring a lot of value to the table! Definitely follow their youtube channel!

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MAY 2018 RAFFLE – Star Wars Jewelry Set!

It is time for a Giveaway Raffle!

In honor of May the Fourth and The upcoming Solo: A Star Wars Story, we are giving away your choice of 2 Star Wars Designs! You can complete each task once per day and gain extra entries to win! Drawing will take place Monday May 7th.

Click HERE to enter!

#Maythe4th be with you!

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Morning Tea with Foxy! Vlog Episode #1 – What am I doing with My Life?

Hello world!

I have decided to start a vlog where I document my excursion into new ways to make some mundo moolah! If you’d like to learn and earn along with me, be sure to check out my youtube page and like & subscribe!

MY GOALS are to Figure out HOW TO:
1. Maximize Profit on Etsy and eBay!
2. Experiment with Thrift Flipping and Retail Arbitrage.
3. Make Online Store of my Handmade Products.
4 See idf Depop or Poshmark are worth it.
5. Maybe try Dropshipping??

Come with my on my journey to find MORE ways to make MORE money in less time! My ultimate goal is to start earning enough money to go to Disney World!

Let’s LEARN and EARN together!

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/FoxyFunk
eBay: https://ebay.to/2HTWtRS
Retail Store: http://lasermoon.online/
Depop: https://www.depop.com/foxyfunkdesigns
Poshmark: https://bnc.lt/focc/lU1Q2Z8HpM (Sign up with code FOXYFUNKDESIGNS to get $5 off your first order!)

 

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LET’S MAKE IT WORK! – Cheap Red China Button Maker

LET’S MAKE IT WORK!

So you thought you were getting a good deal buying a no-brand button maker from eBay or amazon on the cheap? Now, you can’t seem to get it to work because it is smashing all your buttons together, right? Well, I figured out a really simple way to make it work! It just take one more simple little step! Watch the video to find out!

I believe on of the reasons it SMASHES your buttons is simply because the paper you are using is too thin to handle itself. I use primarily comic books and newspaper to make my button in the beginning and I had horrible luck!

Get a button maker here – Click Me.

The reason why I got the button maker for myself was to turn old comics and images from magazines into buttons to sell at Comic Cons and other craft show where I sell my wares. What do you plan to do with yours? If you have any other questions or trouble shooting with your machine, drop me a line! I will try to help you get it to work!

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FoxyFunk ~Embodiment~ has Arrived!

I have always wanted to expand on what I make and phase one is in process!

To start off FoxyFunk Embodiment, I have started production on  awesome products such as  Lip Gloss, Roll on Perfume, and Powdered Mud Mask!

I hope to add a full line of bath, body and beauty products held to the same standard as my jewelry and apparel! Keep your eyes peeled!

See my entire Bath & Body ware for sale exclusively in my Etsy shop!

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Charm Locket Necklaces are BACK!

All the rage, these lockets. So many sweet charms of violins and kitten paws and fluffy wuffies…. But, I don’t stock that baloney. I stock awesome charms, like NES Controllers, Batman, Wonder Woman and Jack Skellington.

Make a custom locket for someone you know and fill it with awesomeness.  Each Locket (of your Choice) comes with a jewel to get you started and Charms are Buy 2 Get 1 FREE. Bam!

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Procrastinating X-Mas? It’s not too late – YET!

Think it’s too late for Online Holiday Shopping? It’s not – YET!

Right now everything is shipping out NEXT DAY! Use this handy guide to figure out what kind of shipping you should go for:

  • First Class Mail: Order no less than 7 days before you need it. (Typically 3-5 day shipping¬†after package is received by USPS)
  • Priority Mail: Order no less than 5 days before you need it. (Typically 1-3 day shipping after package is received by USPS)
  • USPS Express: Order no less than 3 days before you need it. (Typically 2 day shipping¬†once package is received by USPS)

If you are in the US, I suggest Priority Mail to ensure good value for speedy delivery. USPS does deliver Priority Mail ON Christmas Day!

If you are from outside the US, you package will not get to you in time for Christmas.

SHOP NOW

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iam8bit – The Handmade Holiday Show – Calling All Californians!

I don’t want to surprise anybody, but the Holiday’s are Approaching and iam8bit will be throwing their annual Handmade Holiday Show¬†Opening is Thurs, Nov 30 from 8 – 11pm! I have been selling items at their shop for over a year now and this will be my 2nd year in the holiday show! This year you can find some FoxyFunk Dragon Ball themed ornaments and Zelda wine glass charms, even Fallout Nuka Cola Coasters!

What is iam8bit?

“Founded in 2005, iam8bit is a creative production company that refuses to be pigeonholed, having crafted unique and memorable experiences for a broad spectrum of brands… Attentively cultivated experiences come in many forms ‚ÄĒ from events to one-of-a-kind mailers to commercials and films…¬†as well as curating regular exhibitions at their¬†Los Angeles-based gallery.

iam8bit invites you to their Sunset Blvd Gallery for the third annual “Handmade Holiday Show”! Featuring one-of-a-kind ornaments and housewares, from placemats to pottery, all with their very own personality!

Register Here or follow the Facebook Event!

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Meet Alex Doll – Custom Pieces for a One of a Kind Gal!

Meet Alex Doll! From Washington, DC, this devious masterpiece runs Atomic Doll Productions, where she creates old school carnival sideshow experiences for clients such as ‘Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’, ‘Shocked and Amazed’, even major networks! She regularly performs various amazing feats, such as swallowing razor sharp razor blades, cuddling and high-heel kicking on a bed of nails and piercing her delicate skin with needles to the delight and cringe worthy swooning of her audiences!

Ms. Alex Doll contacted me through Etsy for some customized Mad Max pendants back in 2015. Now that she had a contact with a laser lady, I was asked to make some custom pendants for her own Etsy Shop and audiences!

She is absolutely a sight to be seen! Do befriend her Facebook Page for upcoming shows and check out her collection of oddities in her Etsy Shop!

Shout out to John Detrich (Main Top Post Image) for his amazing art! If you like all things ODD or need one of a kind art for yourself or posters & more for your business, then you have to follow this guy: Instagram : Website

And of course, should you need custom pendants made for your business and interests, Contact Me!

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Order NOW for your Halloween Jewelry!

Halloween is just a quick 2 weeks away! But don’t fret! You still have time to order your Costume Accessories!

Good News Everyone! I am getting orders out no more than 48 hours after purchase! You do have the option of shipping, there is the standard USPS First Class (3-5 days delivery from order completion) OR USPS Priority (1-3 days delivery from order completion).

If you are in a hurry, don’t hesitate to contact me! It is possible to do overnight shipping, just be aware it costs quite a bit.

Here is a table of last minute shipping time to give yourself:

  • First Class Mail: Order no less than 7 days before you need it.
  • Priority Mail: Order no less than 5 days before you need it.
  • USPS Express: Order no less than 3 days before you need it.

Time to get shopping! Click here to shop at ETSY and here for EBAY!

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Over 4000 Sales on Etsy! 40% Off Code!!!

Wow! What a wild ride it has been! 

When I first opened my Etsy shop in May of 2014, I had about 3 listings. My Legend of Zelda Triforce Earrings, Dr Who Tardis Earrings and the 3D Sharknado Earrings. I slowly but slowly (I was working as a restaurant manager so I was a very full time worker) I started adding more and more designs whenever I could. I now have over 200 designs and have opened my own retail store in Loveland, CO РLaser Moon! WOW!

So in honor of this magnificent milestone, I gift to you 40% off all orders this week!

Enjoy! (Psst: It’s a good time to stock up on Halloween styles! ūüėČ )

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This is Halloween, New Designs and Costume Ideas!


For some, Halloween is a holiday spent all year round! For others, Halloween is right around the corner! Either way, it’s best to get started on those costumes and styles!

I just recently started bulking up my Halloween styles. If there are any you would like to see, please message me! So far I’ve got some Gravestones and Coffins, and of course Jack Skellington earrings and necklace!

But, what about the costume!? I do make CUSTOM costum pieces, for that hard to find last finishing touch! I also have staple costume jewelry sets for costumes such as Sailor Moon, X-Men’s Jubilee, and even pixel hearts for Undertale fans!

Check out my Halloween Section of my Etsy Shop! You are surely going to find something to make your Halloween truly spooktacular!

 

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See You at Fort Collins Comic Con 2017? #FCCC

Hello all!

As some of you may know I also have a Retail Shop in downtown Loveland called Laser Moon: Nerd HQ! I will be at Fort Collins Comic Con with a lot of my jewelry AND all sorts of great things from the shop! Laser Moon not only features a lot of local artisans, but also has an eclectic mix of anime, sci-fi, fantasy and superhero themed merch and games!

Find the LMND table at M2:

Hope to see you this weekend at Colorado’s most Northern Comic Con! ūüėÄ

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TheExpandedUniverse.COM – Product Feature

TheExpandedUniverse.com‘s Debbie Sellers has done a review on a few of my Star Wars items!¬†TheExpandedUniverse.com¬†was created to bring together fans of Star Wars “Expanded Universe” which is the stories from more than just the movies!

‚Äú‚ÄĚLucasfilm canon‚ÄĚ refers to anything produced by any of the Lucas companies, whether it be movies, books games or internet. ‚ÄúMovie canon‚ÄĚ is only what you see and hear in the Star Wars films‚ÄĚ- Leland Chee

So check out Debbie’s¬†Smugglers’ Route: Your Path to Expanded Universe Merchandise from the Unknown Regions of Space (Part 1)¬†and see what she thinks! ūüėÄ

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Collaborating with the Great Anja Kotar! #TooCool

A few months ago I was lucky enough to get invited by the lovely and talented Anja Kotar to be the manufacturer of some awesome earrings and necklace pendants!

She recently released her new Album – NOMAD – and these prescription and pill inspired earrings will be featured in one of her upcoming music videos! The song “Happy Pill” is motivated my youth turning to outside sources to feel inside, whilst “fitting in”, as it were.

This little iPhone inspired pendant was also manufactured by me and continues to reflect her albums inspiration of what it takes to be a teen in the USA.

She is an up-and-coming artist you should definitely follow on Instagram!

“NOMAD is a concept album structured as a mixtape representing growing up in America. “

Connecting music & fashion for the new generation of cool.

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It’s My Birthday! ~ Here’s a Coupon Code to SAVE 25%

I was born a swift 31 years ago today!
Let’s celebrate with 25% OFF everything in my Etsy Shop starting now until Friday, 5-5-17!

CODE: BDAY2017

Tag your friends!

Also, to keep the celebration going ALL MONTH LONG, all my laser cut items in my eBay shop are 20% AND when you buy 2 you get one FREE!

Shop – Save – Look Foxy!

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Etsy Reviews Reach Over 1000!!!!

10% Off code: TENPERCENT at www.foxyfunk.etsy.com Expires 4/10/17

HOLY MOLEY CANNOLI!

Etsy is one of my favorite places to sell and I am so GRATEFUL to you mighty fine folks for diggin’ what I’m doing! I never would have thought in a million years I would be doing this and I humbly thank you all for your support!

In honor of reaching over 1000 reviews in my etsy shop, everybody gets 10% off their order of $1 or more!

Coupon Code: TENPERCENT

This code is valid at www.foxyfunk.etsy.com only from now until 4/10/17.

Thank you, I love you all!!! <3

10% Off code: TENPERCENT at www.foxyfunk.etsy.com Expires 4/10/17

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Custom Made Acrylic Jewelry for Your Projects or Business

People have been coming to me to make them custom jewelry and accessories for themselves, their projects or their business ever since I opened up shop!

I have observed that there is a bit of a void in the custom manufactured wholesale and bulk jewelry and accessories department, so I aim to fill that void!

I want to let it be known that I can, and will, fulfill your need to have custom pendants made for you! Whether it be one piece you’ve always dreamed of, or a whole line of products for you to resell!

Here are some examples of commissions I have taken on that were made to be resold, thus making YOU money!

This sort of thing is great if you want to make your logo, band, or general design into a pendant or a fully made up piece of jewelry! I can do keychains, necklaces, earrings, studs, you name it! I can even make custom jewelry cards for your packaging needs!

Prices vary by difficulty, quantity and material. I guarantee that my prices are much better than you may expect, my overhead is low, so we share the benefits! There is no project too small and I work with you throughout the entire process! Message Me now to get your custom order started!

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Nerds Do Valentine’s Day Differently

The time of mandatory love celebrations are upon us! Whether you are a guy or gal looking for ideas for your guy or gal, these genre specific ideas are sure to inspire you all!

31gwrl2czplValentine’s Day is both extremely looked forward to and despised. Personally, I think it is OK. As OK as other holidays, such as St. Patrick’s Day (aka Mandatory Drunk Night) or President’s Day (aka Furniture Sales Day). They might have some reason behind the tradition, but what Valentine’s Day means to us now is, “Got a partner? Yes? You have to buy them something in order to avoid possible backlash. Happy Valentine’s!” said Cupid with a maniacal undertone…

bra13The typical Valentine’s presents generally get the response of, “Oh. Wow. Thanks. I really mean it…” Flowers die. Don’t even get me started on diamonds and the illusion that more $ spent equals more love for you. ūüėõ Candy chocolates in a heart shaped box has about as much thought in it as anything strategically placed in the checkout lane. Perhaps those nail clippers or colorful lighters would have been more thoughtful? Doubt it. Lingerie? Oh boy, getting underwear for a present is along the same category as any clothing gift. Doesn’t fit, itchy, really weird, etc…

When prompted for ideas, some might say to “Get something from the Heart.” I am here to tell you what that means if your partner has a “nerd” or “geek” attribute score of 3+. Here are some genius suggestions to get them thinking thoughts brewing:

acc070-unicorn-horn-for-catsFantasy Nerds: Though it is a broad subject, you should have picked up on cues to help your search. If unicorns are a topic of appreciation, try a mix of rainbow candies, and movie night with a unicorn themed movie and rainbow sprinkle popcorn! If you wanna go all out  get a unicorn horn for their cat or dog to set the atmosphere! So majestic. If medieval fantasy/ren fair is their fav, then rent a knight/fairy costume and make some turkey legs! Watch Princess Bride and turn it into a kiss/drinking game for every time someone says Buttercup. So long as you have a little imagination, you can make a magical evening!

indexSci Fi Nerds: It goes without saying (though here I go on to say) that if they are into Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or equally accessible fandom, this will be very easy on you! One suggestion, get a sheet and spray paint to make a space backdrop! Situate an eating area beside the backdrop and prepare for favorite foods time! Pizza, McDonald’s, Chinese Take-Out, a favorite is a favorite. Want to take it to the next level? Try some theme-inspired food to make, such as wookie cookies. Not much of a baker? Get some furry fabric and make a ton of tribbles to invade your space!

indexSuperhero Nerds: Lucky for you, obtaining superhero themed supplies is not difficult these days. Want a real superhero experience? This may be a group effort, but live the superhero’s life vicariously with a battle of paintball or laser tag! Perhaps you can get cozy making a few team shirts or costumes prior to the battle. As far as clever foods, the whole world has perfected the best super inspired foods that anyone can make and enjoy.

hqdefaultVideo Game Nerds: There are a million types of games out there, but I am sure your sweetie has at least 1 favorite! Or top 5 of each genre, depending on your gamer nerd… Let’s take Legend of Zelda for our first example. Do a treasure hunt to find the 3 pieces of the Triforce! Get 3 triangle boxes, or foam pieces, and hide them cleverly about the house, or even around town, and create a map, hints, obstacles, and more for the hunt! Perhaps make it a sophisticated Classic Game Night, starting with this SMB inspired Fireflower Cocktail and ending with a old school game marathon!

nerds-in-love-5755No matter what kind of a nerd you have in your life, if you make effort you can transform this stupid mandatory love holiday into a reason to make a nerd inspired romantic memory for each other. It’s not always about the present, but what you gain in the long run. What is love without those sweet, sweet moments of complete nerd serenity?

 

As always, should you need any sort of nerd-inspired accessories you know where to find them! Hint, it’s HERE!

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Final Warning from Esty! Copyright Infringement and YOU…

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I LOVE Etsy. And I wanna work it out. If you love something, tape it to your face, as I have always said…

Sooo… Got my final warning from Etsy for Copyright Infringement!!!!!
What am I to do!?!?!

How did I get here, you ask? Cuz I’m a big fat NERD. I love videogames, superheroes, aliens, tv, and so much of that pop culture yumminess!

Some designs I make are very “inspired” as in similar shape, color or “feeling”. Some things however, I admit it, straight up from a thing. I’m sorry. ūüôĀ

pacmanNearly everything that has been taken off of Etsy was from a video game! I have had 8 things in the last 2 years (exactly) taken down. Every one was from FallOut, Pac-Man, Portal, or something along those lines. However, the last “straw” was a Pac-Man design I have had in my store for nearly that whole 2 years being open. However, the Portal design I had up was taken down within 24 hours.

Wondering how many you can have taken down before they shut your doors? I have heard 3 strikes and your out, but I think it really is a case by case situation. There’s really no way to know how long you can “get away” with something. But should we even try to “get away” with it??

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From Esty’s Fact Guide: “It may be tempting to include names of popular brands or celebrities in your listing titles, tags or¬†descriptions¬†‚Äď for instance, the name of a luxury handbag company that inspired your¬†purse design. But using that brand‚Äôs name in your tags has been considered problematic by certain IP¬†owners. Similarly, just tacking on ‚Äúinspired by‚ÄĚ or ‚Äú____-like‚ÄĚ in the tags or description may not prevent you from receiving a notice of infringement from the IP¬†owner for a number of legal reasons, such as causing confusion. The same goes for any items that were ‚Äúinspired by‚ÄĚ popular books, movies or television shows.”

If you are wondering if you can get away with it, don’t chance it! And for the record, that “10% change in a design thing” – is NOT a thing. Don’t let a lawyer have to tell you. ūüėõ


Am I mad? NOPE. I am GLAD I was able to share this fandom of a beloved game to the masses. I hope every time someone wears what little I have dispersed into the world gives a smile and cheer to the people who wear and see it. I hope it sparks conversations of how great that game is and share memories of their past. I hope it sparks a friendships that last a lifetime! I wish I could afford to get proper licensing for such big brands so I can keep spreading this love, and hopefully one day I can!

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And this little piggy flew right into a success lit sunset!

So what to do now? Out of fear of my shop closing, I took down a bunch of things. It was kind of sad… Then I thought to myself, “Hey Mere-bear, you got style gurl. You got some bangin’ designs all of your own! You gotta take those designs and blow it up, lady! You ARE a designer! You have talent… and dammit… people like you!”

Gave myself a pretty good hug after that pep talk. You be prepared world! Be prepared for new FoxyFunk Designs like you’ve never seen before!

I hope I can inspire YOU to be the BEST you ARE and spread that jam all over this peanut butter sandwich! If you have any questions about  your Etsy experience or copyright and trademark rules, please message me!

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STAR WARS ROGUE ONE! What to Wear!? Top 5…

when-you-have-a-naked-dream-2-24326-1447438757-0_dblbigLet’s face it, you are not going to see Rogue One NAKED! Well… Probably not…

That’s why I have composed a fantastic guide to pick out some cool gear to add to your total dorkiness!

First, let’s watch a trailer…. again…. maybe a few times… just in case you haven’t yet. ūüėČ

Great! Now let’s take a look at those cool thingadoos I mentioned earlier.


 Star Wars Episode 4 Opening Scroll Necklace
Whip out your magnifying glass, and show off a unique new accessory to nerd out with! Inspired by the opening crawl of the¬†story line¬†that¬†precedes¬†Star War IV, this pendant is made from laser cut Black¬†Acrylic, engravings¬†accentuated¬†with Gold Wax and completed with antique brass colored Nickle-Free hardware on an 18″ chain necklace with lobster clasp. Pendant measures 1.75″ width and 1.25″¬†height.

With a Rebel Yell….

Get ready to rebel with your own style wearing a Star Wars inspired Rebel Alliance Star Bird pendant necklace!  Great for the newest movie, unless you are tempted by the darkside. :/

Ancient Futuristic Rebel Bird is made from laser cut orange and black Acrylic and completed with Nickle-Free hardware and an 18″ adjustable clasp cord necklace. Measures 1.35″ diameter.


First Order Symbol Necklace

The New First Order arose as a result of the failures of the Galactic Republic. It promised to trade frailty for strength, chaos for order, and uncertainty for decisiveness.

Surely nothing devious will follow…

This awesome First Order Pendant is made of laser cut semi-translucent red acrylic and matte textured black acrylic. The semi-translucent nature of the red catches light in a unique and subtle way. This pendant measures about 1.35″ diameter and is strung upon an 18″ adjustable black cord necklace.


 Droids are THE Fashion

BB8 is a droid with a mission! So coy, so manipulative, so cute!

Made of laser cut white, orange and black acrylic, these fantastic pendants are sure to spark your inner Star Wars nerd! These adorable and surprisingly lightweight BB-8 pendants each measure 1.25″ tall and 1″ wide and hung upon nickel-free hooks.


 All Terrain, All the Time!

The All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT walker) is a four-legged combat vehicle used by the Imperial ground forces. Get yourself a bit of rope however, and bring it to its knees! Deadly and stunning, these are not something you should hope to have to battle!

Fashioned after the Star Wars Battle Walker, these lightweight pendants are made of laser cut and engraved Gray Acrylic and hung upon nickle-free hooks. These surprisingly detailed pendants measure 1.15″ from top to bottom.

 


This may be a mix of OLD and NEW (in this LONG AGO sci-fi galaxy) so you can check out even MORE new Old things and new New things in my eBay shop!

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For Those Who Don’t Know, I Have a Store Front!

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Big news! On August 5th, 2016, my husband and I opened a groovy little shop in Loveland, CO! It is called Laser Moon : Nerd HQ. Not only do we have FoxyFunk Designs, and my husbands PropFunk wares, we also feature a bunch of other Colorado artists.

Apart from all the custom items we can make for you and your business, our showroom is basically a tiny Comic Con. Laser Moon is your Loveland Headquarters for all things superhero, sci fi, fantasy and more!

Run by veteran Comic Con vendors, we have packed this place with Collectibles, Apparel, Jewelry, Accessories and More! Find over 10 local artists showcasing their art and merchandise!

No need to wait and pay to get into a convention to buy all the nerdy things you need in your life! Fulfill a birthday wish list, excite an anniversary, and make the holiday’s memorable!

Find us on the NW corner of Garfield and 4th in downtown Loveland! You’ll know when you see us, our front door is the Tardis! (It’s bigger on the inside.)

We also offer our Custom Laser service and also vinyl cutting services! Expect a lot of cool new products in my Etsy Shop! If you are ever in the area, we hope to see you!

From left to right, Charlie, Meredith and Uriah Funk stand in their new shop, Laser Moon Nerd H.Q. that opened on Aug. 5, 2016 in Loveland. Meredith began laser cutting her trinkets two years ago and has been selling her work on Etsy and Ebay and opened up a shop of her own to sell other art and "nerd" goods. Photo by Michael Ortiz/ Loveland Reporter-Herald
From left to right, Charlie, Meredith and Uriah Funk stand in their new shop, Laser Moon Nerd H.Q. that opened on Aug. 5, 2016 in Loveland. Meredith began laser cutting her trinkets two years ago and has been selling her work on Etsy and Ebay and opened up a shop of her own to sell other art and “nerd” goods.
Photo by Michael Ortiz/ Loveland Reporter-Herald
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Have a Superhero Summer Time! Movies ~ Recipes ~ Fun!

superhero water skiThe weather is hot, your ice cream is melting, Comic Conventions are all over the land and there are some awesome movies coming out!

Perhaps you are going on a vacation, wish you were, or prefer a nice stay-cation? One thing is for sure, a summer filled with Super-Summertime fun, is a summer to remember!

a Few Summer Movies to Look Forward to:







Conventions this Summer

Perhaps you are looking for a Cool Comic and/or Nerdy themed Convention to go to? Check out this list by date and find one near you!

Make it a Party with Superhero Snacks
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Easily create some Kryptonite with this easy recipe -> Click the Pic. (Or you can just buy some green Rock Candy.)
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Make Thors Hammer with easy to obtain ingrediants follow this easy recipe -> Click the Pic.
Have a Super-Summer

No matter what you do this summer, just have a WONDER-ful time and be SAFE! ūüėÄ

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Choose a New Design Time ~ Poll

I have notebooks full of scribbles of new designs!!¬†Here is your chance to vote on what you’d like to see me make the most next.¬†Take a look at these awesome summertime images of inspiration and vote on the poll below!

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How I Would Feel if Super Heroes Were Really Real

xmenYou find yourself falling from a building, or strapped to a bomb by some crazy villain, or tied to a train track. In our real world, you are pretty screwed. But all of a sudden here comes a bird, or a plane, or wait! A superhero and you are saved!!! Wait… What!?

What if scenario #1: There were always superheroes.

Life is pretty normal. There are still kids riding bikes in the streets, people struggling to pay their rent, superheroes trying to ward of the recent threat of nuclear destruction by the recent up and coming villain…

This is a popular scenario and always an interesting one. Many stories of this nature involve segregation (X-Men), militarization (Hydra), and eradication (X-Men… again). ¬†The differences between people have caused real harm to our actual history and would most likely translate to this scenario. Which is bad! Imagine the if the X-Men movies were real! Devastation and mutant wars and mind control – oh my!

the flashWhat if scenario #2: All of a sudden, there are superheroes.

Ok, let’s say a Particle Accelerator exploded, you know, like in the Flash, and now there are “metahumans” all over the freaking place.

First, most might not be so bad. Some people might just get the ability to pass calculus, other might get hecka good at tying shoes. However, to the lucky few, you may find yourself able to fly, have x-ray vision, telekinesis, the usual.

we water manThat’s if all ends well. Remember¬†in the first X-Men movie, when Magneto builds a machine to change all humans into mutants? Well, that didn’t work out for the best in all cases… Yuck.

What if scenario¬†#3: Us “normal folk” have no idea¬†there are superheroes (or very many of them).

This scenario is usually the shortest lived. In most original superhero stories that try to keep it a secret of their powers, something happens to blow the cover. In the pilot of most recent Supergirl show, she finds herself having to save a falling plane containing her adoptive sister. Nice of her to save just the one after all these years, take what you can get I guess.

Supergirl-Martian-Manhunter-Hank-HenshawIt’s not hard to imagine why a mutant, metahuman or alien would want to stay under the radar. You may risk what normal life you have with imprisonment, experimentation, and all sorts of bad stuff. If I had some sort of super powers, I would certainly keep them to myself. It’s hard enough having to help all the old ladies reach the top shelves at the supermarket… ūüėČ

 

 

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May the 4th Be With You!

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STAR WARS!!! Perhaps you’ve heard of it?¬†Today is a big day for us Star Wars fans!

I just wanted to say Happy 4th and I hope you all have crazy Star Wars time today! Whip out those blasters and light sabers and have fun! ūüėÄ

 

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Why You Should Be Glad All Your Friends Are Nerds

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We all have that one friend (or many). You know the one.

The second something from their mysterious world (the one of unfathomable understanding to the average man) happens, they get freaking excited. In their flurry of enthusiasm, you feel overwhelmed and wonder what it is they are going on about. This can be applied to: Computer Science, Physics, Star Wars, Walking Dead, etc.

In this day and age, there are more types of nerds, and the word has even evolved from a noun into an adjective as well. New-age nerds are now more than a punching bag for teasing, personal and portable instant search engine, trivia masters, or inventors of our future society. They are our friends! Each of us has a little “nerd” within. Personally, my nerd specialty is Doctor Who,¬†time travel paradox and anachronisms. Other nerds may be more like¬†Neil deGrasse Tyson¬†and use their intellectual powers to change the world. Either way, we all know one (or are one) and here are a few ways you should appreciate the nerds in your life.

  • bill-nyeNerds have a passion and passion equals¬†results. Would¬†Bill Nye cared more about anything else in his life, would we have as many science enthusiasts and free thinkers as we do now?¬†Without Bill’s never ending determination to educate, the world would be one step closer to doom, I assume. Also, science rules.
  • Nerds never give up. If¬†George R. R. Martin¬†gave up on reading and writing (a notorious nerd attribute) and¬†focused on being “popular” would we have anything as epic as Game of Thrones at our disposal? Storytelling and the ability to spark imagination is a beautiful art form and without it streaming video would be pretty boring.
  • pexels-photo-largeNerds change the world. Every time¬†I get a vaccine for an otherwise deadly disease, I make sure to be thankful for whomever decided to stay in and study instead of doing beer stands. Every time I do my job and get paid so I can have a happy life, I take a moment to reflect on how everything would be different if computers didn’t exist. We have to appreciate that these inventors, artists, composers, people and such are what makes the world the one we get to live in everyday.
  • Nerds are true to themselves. While everyone else was¬†snickering¬†in the back of class during the teachers lecture of being yourself and achieving your dreams, the nerds were planning their future (world domination, mechanical engineering, etc.) If George Lucas¬†didn’t take a leap with his dream of Star Wars, would the art of filmography be as it is today?¬†He’s no faker.
  • pexels-photo-89478-largeAlso, nerds are easy to buy presents for. Whether it’d be beakers, a magnification apparatus, a coding related t-shirt, a star you named after them, an R2D2 mug, or anything to do with their passion, you are set! ūüėČ

Friends that are nerds are the best kind of friends. They are real people and appreciate you for accepting that. They aren’t fake, they won’t use you and they have most likely calculated the best way to bring happiness to your world. Fact: Nerds are cool.

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If I Ran DC Entertainment, This is How I’d Fix Everything

New_DC_logoSeeing how DC has put in some effort, theatrically speaking, in this past decade with a few¬†Superman Movies and the wrap-up of the Dark Knight Series. They put huge focus in a slew of¬†cartoon series, such as the Justice League, Teen Titans and various¬†Batman series, as well as full length animated features (my favorites) which feature their wide range of superheros in the DC Universe. Their ever successful DC Universe Online and Arkham Knight Series video games are a must have for any fan, and known to all. But, especially with the release of the “too soon” Batman VS Superman movie has the crowd wiggling uncomfortably in their seats a little….

That’s where I come in,¬†acting as the newly imagined Creative Director of DC Entertainment. (Hoping that any¬†contractual¬†Studio/Producer/Baloney¬†that is in the way of my dreams doesn’t¬†exist,¬†let’s¬†imagine this scenario will work out without a lawyer party.) Now, we need to most acknowledge our cash cows in respective order; Batman, Superman, Green Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, Wonder Woman. (Why Last? You’ll see.) Now, with this series of Q&A, I will sort out what should have happened to DC Movie Universe.¬†Before DC should arrange their “ducks” in a row, they must count them first and start with this question,

Question – “What do we have now?”

the_flash_and_arrowAnswer – Ongoing, highly praised and received TV shows, Arrow and The Flash, and most recent Supergirl.

Question – “But we want to make a Batman and/or Superman Movie and make a Wonder Woman movie to please them ladies. How does that happen?”

Answer – You slow your hot pants down and make a Wonder Woman TV Show OR Miniseries. (But… But… We tried that…) Yes, and failed. Try it with the same formula as Flash and Supergirl, this time… Then when the season is going to wrap up you make a cameo… of¬†someone who can continue on endlessly as ~¬†Superman! (What!? Superman as the cameo?!!) Yup.

WonderwomanQuestion – Ok, let’s say we do that. It will take a little to get a Wonder Woman Show/Mini together, but we want to make a movie now! Do we do Batman now?

Answer – NO! Make a Flash Movie. (What about Arrow, he’s been around longer…) Exactly! Make a Flash movie first, it will have the Green Arrow in it, and the plot will probably start/end how we are going to wrap up Arrow’s series. (End the series!? Are you crazy?!) YES! Ending his series will open him up for a solo movie, without having to tie anything to the show. Think long-term here DC! Oh and you HAVE to cast the same people as in the show. Trust me here. It will make your movie goers watch the tv show and guarantee the show bingers to be at your movie.

Question – Fine. What about¬†Batman? We haven’t even talked about him yet…

Gotham-TV-Show-Bruce-Wayne-ActorsAnswer – Batman needs to sneak in. We’ve done his origin story about 5 times a year in one way¬†or another, everyone knows it. Let’s recap: The Flash, Arrow and Supergirl go on as usual. Introduce Wonder Woman show/series and end it with a Superman cameo.¬†You’ve already introduced many of the League of Justice in all these shows, so let’s get Aquaman in on some TV show. Make a Flash Movie, end Arrow. Now it’s time for Batman. We introduce him into the group as a fully-fledged superhero in a movie called The¬†Justice League. (Wait… START with the League!?) Dang right. Think Justice League: A New Frontier. Then “introduce” Green Lantern and bring the group together.

Question – Ok. Let’s say any of this worked, now what happens?

justice leagueAnswer –¬†Well, on a 10 year plan, Flash, Arrow and Supergirl are done being shows, but each get their own movie arcs. To replace the success of the shows, perhaps a Red Arrow, Shazam and/or Kid Flash¬†show. But now that everyone is knowledgeable of the gang, seriously everyone can get their own movie, like Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Green Lantern, even the Legends of Tomorrow. This opens up plot lines to constantly intertwine and line up with TV mentions, the Injustice League and¬†ending with the War of 2 Earths story arc.

Question – Well we already made the Batman VS Superman movie and have the Suicide Squad almost done, and all those other actors replaced and movies lined up… So how could we enact¬†this totally boss and well thought out plan for the present DC Universe?

Answer – Yeah well. It’s too late now, your f*cked. Drops mic, “I quit”.

injustice leagueI know I think too much. I could go on, heck, make some charts and schedules, even elaborate profusely… But should the heavenly divine above (below?) powers decide this brilliant plan could come into fruition, please let it get into the hands of the persons whose job I will likely replace.

 

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Daredevil, Elektra, Punisher – Oh My! Season 2 Arc Theories

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The day is nearly here! Daredevil, season 1, grabbed our hearts and squeezed hard fresh justice through our unsuspecting eyes! We followed Karen Page through her murder tomfoolery, gave our hearts to Foggy Nelson through his trails and tribulations as the ultimate wing man, fell in love and won the respect of Hell’s Kitchen’s King Pin, Wilson Fisk, and endlessly watched every bloody step Matt Murdock took to change his life and save his city!

marvels-daredevil-season-2-posterThe next chapter, as I have seen in the trailers, is that the Punisher¬†comes along wreaking his own flavor of justice upon Hell’s Kitchen,¬†thus creating his origin in this telling. The worry seems to be that his brand of relentless torturing and evil personal conquest endangers innocence within the city. However, Punisher is more of an antihero and is most likely to eventually (and reluctantly) become temporary allies with Daredevil and Elektra. But what is the main threat for this series?

It could easily become The Punisher story or the Elektra story that Matt cameos in, and not vice versa. So, we built it like a Matt story, in terms of what we wanted to put him through, where we wanted to get him, by the end of the season, and what we wanted to have him learn about himself, and we used an Elektra and Frank story throughout, to get him there…. -MARCO RAMIREZ; by Radish, Christina (January 22, 2016). “‚ÄėDaredevil‚Äô Showrunners on How Punisher and Elektra Shake Up Season 2”.

With that being said, let’s take a look into the “hints” that we were given in Season 1. When Stick comes around and reminisces with Matt, we learn more about his focusing of talent and that Stick is trying to prepare him for the “rising”. At the end of the episode, Stick is sitting across from an unknown figure, whose name was revealed in the credits to be Stone. Both Stick and Stone (previous student of Stick) are members of the Chaste, a martial arts group devoted to fighting the Hand, an evil ninja clan. You remember the red ninja Daredevil had to fight and nearly lost to? That dude was part of the Hand…

Remember¬†Madam Gao?¬†Not only did that sweet lil’ ol’ lady knock down Daredevil without much effort, but she had mentioned¬†her homeland is ‚Äúa considerable distance farther‚ÄĚ than China. How far? Could be she is¬†from one of the Legendary Cities of Heaven..? Curious also that Madame Gao‚Äôs heroin¬†packets bear a red snake symbol, the very same as the¬†nemesis of Iron Fist, who should have his own show sometime in 2017. Could this have something to do with this “Rising” Sticks mentioned? I guess only time, and more clues, will tell.

Let’s watch the trailers and see what we might be able to gather from them!


Well, more talk of the rising, making friends with Punisher, ninja action, ex girlfriend on the scene (what will Karen think!?) and a spice filled fun pack a vigilante justice! Will Wilson Fisk have any contribution to the crime circuit? There is a lot to be found out and, if any of you are like me, I will have most of the season completed on March 18th, and then we will know!

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There are a lot of things I would like to see in the next series and I have a feeling we will get more than we could have ever dreamed and asked for. I have not seen enough to know who the main story arc nemesis is, the Yakuza is probably no more than an enemy of an episode to clear the path to the head honcho. Plenty of people claim it could be Bullseye, but I believe there will be more to it. I do feel, however, that with the oncoming of Iron Fist, an introduction into the more “supernatural” is just around the corner. ūüėÄ

 

Show your DareDevil appreciation with this pendant necklace!DareDevil Logo Pendant Necklace laser cut red acrylic (5)

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X-Files Cliffhanger Has Me Ubducted – How to Survive

Holy space cow!¬†Have you been watching the New X-Files?! Have you seen how Mr. Chris Carter decided to end it!?! That wasn’t a cliffhanger, that was… unearthly. Despite the obvious motive being to generate a reboot (which I am totally in need of now) I loved every episode, though few in numbers. Let’s beam into the highlights! ::Some¬†Spoilers Alert::

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Where to start. This series started over 20 years ago, and is taking the same (yet more technological) path of mystery, mistrust and drama. As the years went on, we have unraveled a conspiracy of aliens and their impact on our world. At one time, 2 species of aliens battled secretly on earth, leading to numerous more mysteries, ubductions and cover ups. The Syndicate is the X-Files group of super bad guys, forging the world to their whim, and the Cancer Man seems to be the last alive and in power. Dang it. We can’t even blow that guy up and make it last!

Now, I’m not that interested in the gossip of the show. I hear things like David Duchovny is getting paid more… Resurfacing of how Gillian Anderson and David didn’t get along back in the day… All the huffs and puffs and opinions of Chris Carter still producing… Disappointment this, Islamic-phobia that… Hoo ha! Let’s understand one thing – it is what it is, you can’t please them all, but in the end it was an awesome show that continues to entertain!

new xfilesAs the new series started, we see Scully and Mulder reunited in a case similar to Scully’s previous abductions. As much as we all (and Mulder) would love for it to be real¬†alien abductions and tomfoolery, it is the work of the usual bad guys – people. We’re always to blame, huh? The season wraps up with Scully trying to save the world, but first Mulder, from a global epidemic of everyday illnesses killing the world’s populace who now has no immunity. This is Cancer Man’s solution to pollution and everyone being jerks to eachother. Typical bad guy world domination mumbo jumbo brought on by his used-to-be alien buddies. However, Scully’s Alien DNA will save the day! Or will it? Good luck girlfriend…

were monster xfilesOut of the 6 thrilling episodes, I have got to say, Episode 3 was probably my favorite episode ever! One of the best aspects of the show throughout the time, was that they could meld humor into mystery as well as cheese on bread. I will leave the story a conundrum to entice you to watch it, because you must watch it!

X-Files has never feared away from trying something new. Such as the episode that followed a classic movie style and telling, The Post-Modern Prometheus. As well as episodes that touch on edgy topics or follow other characters through their past, The Unnatural. It has something to say when watching episodes through the ages reveal numerous now famous and big time actors and actresses in our time.

xfiles posterI am hopeful that a season 11 gets pushed through!! Now just to wrap up the massive cliffhanger, though I will start speculating possible endings… However, I also appreciate some of the new characters,¬†Agents Miller and Einstein¬†have good chemistry. But, I am not sure we are ready to go solo with those 2, (I do believe we remember how hard season 8 and 9 were to swallow…) perhaps in time.

I am thrilled to have a chance to watch such an entertaining “reboot” and encourage you to watch it New on Fox or Hulu and you can watch the entire first 9 seasons on Netflix! It’s the only thing that may get you back down to earth after the cliffhanger. ¬†I just finished a full round of season 1-7, a little of 8 & 9 and the movies, and now I want to Believe – in Season 11.

Do you believe? Show your little green men support with this pin!

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Top Reasons Why GalaxyFest is the Best Fest of the Season!

GalaxyFest is my favorite way to start the con season every year!

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Last year was my 2nd time at this con and I am so happy to be going back for my 3rd time in a row! It is a place for the whole family and every type of person with any sort of fantastical interest.

IMG_20150301_103301One of my very favorite things about it is that it is truly a gathering of all fandoms! While some may have only a steam punk, fantasy, or sci-fi theme for their con/fest, GalaxyFest has open arms for the whole lot! We are all the same deep down right? Be one with the whovians, the zombies, trekkies, ponies and Darth Vader too!

Another great attribute of this wonderful yearly event is that it is to support S.T.E.M. (Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics)

Dedicated to Supporting STEM, Literacy and the Arts, with the support of Space Foundation featuring real live astronauts at GalaxyFest 5. GalaxyFest supports small business and the Colorado Springs downtown as a signature event in 2016. –GalaxyFest.org

f15b7b06c8104b0b3cc478c4b36deb8aThey are in it to win it, folks! It turns out you’re not going to a great event just for cosplay, shopping and experience, but you are also helping your community and the ongoing efforts to educate our communities to enrich all our lives! If you needed justification before, you’ve got it now! ūüôā

GalaxyFest has so much to do and see! There are craft tables for the younger crowd, panels in every interest and genre, a kickin’ list of actors, artists and cosplayers ranging from Star Trek, Walking Dead, WWE and then some! See the complete list here!

Speaking of what to do, there is so much more than just interesting panels. There is also a Kid’s Room, Game Room, Makerspace, Theater, Zombie Crawl, Drag Show, Rocky Horror Dance, Costume Contest for kids, adults and pets… to name a few! Check out the schedule and plan your weekend now!

4b070f6112718539bbefe50a51a95004 It is held in downtown Colorado Springs at the Antlers Hotel this February 19th-21st. Tickets range prices from $15 for Friday Child Pass and up throughout the whole weekend! (0-5 year old kids are free!)

Like them on facebook and find out more information at GalaxyFest.org!

And ~ Find my booth by Judge Baldwin’s Restaurant on the main floor!¬†See you there! ūüôā

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If your Girlfriend’s a Nerd, I Have You Covered for Valentine’s Day

You have made a good choice in your significant other, the only problem is she is nerd, it’s Valentine’s Day, and you don’t know what to get her. Sure something from her favorite fandom will do, but it doesn’t mean you love her, it just means you know her style. If only there were something you could get her that embraces¬†both your love and her nerdy personality? Look no further folks. I’ve got you covered. ūüėÄ

Here are a few of my Pixel Game Hearts collection, in necklaces and earrings alike. See the full lot and their very reasonable prices here.

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8 Bit Pixelated Life Heart necklace (2)

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Perhaps there is one you share a heart with?

Friendship Pixel Heart Set of 2 Necklaces 8 Bit Puzzle Broken Heart (3) 8 bit pixelated friendship necklaces (4)

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Let’s Get Groovy & Watch Legends of Tomorrow Together

A long anticipated mega-crossover style show from the CW, Legends of Tomorrow brings time travel, “Super” Heroes and thrilling action with a touch of comedy.

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So far while watching the double pilot episodes, we have learned that the rag-tag time-traveling team is a band of schmucks and was chosen by Rory RIP Hunter to go after the super bad dude Vandal Savage. Sure, why not follow the future dude who flashy lighted them to a business proposition held on a rooftop at night? All was going well until the learned that they were chosen because they mean nothing to the world. Probably not the best pick up line, but apparently everyone had an open schedule.

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Time travel is one of my favorite things, as Doctor Who is my favorite show. However, whilst traveling through time, you tend to send ripples… and in some cases disrupt history altogether. So far, the Legends of Tomorrow team have caused the apocalypse of 2016, nearly foiled a marriage, and killed what seemed to be a main character. Will they get Savage? Perhaps, and I hope it doesn’t take 20 more episodes to do it.

So far we seem to have these characters stuck in the 70’s. What can we all appreciate from this era besides disco and embarrassing dress attire? Marijuana. Which, coming from a resident of Colorado, hopefully didn’t offend anyone watching the show or create a backlash in some way. Weed is still a bit weird with some folks, but personally scenes with MJ appreciation is like any other bar scene where everyone is drinking the booze, yet it’s rare to actually see anyone inhale… So no harm done, but no points gained. Just keep it groovy.

legends of tomorrow casualThe challenge of this show, is having such a large cast from the start. They have to write it in mind of possible viewers that haven’t seen every Flash and Arrow show to date, and make it independently awesome. I am curious how it shall progress and look forward to the fun they will¬†have with a time machine!

What do you think? Will stand the test of time?

 

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What Happens When I Binge Watch Gotham for 3 Days

I am currently hooked on Gotham. I had actually been previously avoiding the show, but have now digested nearly the entire first season in 3 days. (I know I could do better but a girls gotta eat…)

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So Gotham is a Drama on FOX¬†about the life of James (Jim) Gordon. The one thing you need to do¬†as you embark on watching this show is to throw out all prior knowledge of the Batman Comics, Movies, Animated Shows/Shorts…. all of them. Pretend like you’ve heard of “that Batman character” once ever in your life and know nothing else about any of the characters or general plot line.

I generally don’t watch too dramatic or bummer shows in the “binge” fashion, but this one has me hooked. It is not over-dramatic and the writers are pretty darn good at the “feel” of Gotham. Dark. And more Dark. A little Evil. A little Devious. They had to CG clouds in some scenes for crying out loud. A+

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I secretly love all of the bad guys. From the start I was rooting for the Penguin. In fact, I am rather proud of his achievements in moving on up the Bad Guy chain of command. There are not too many jobs in the world that you can start from the bottom and “work” your way to the top in such an effective method.

Fish Mooney is devious, ruthless and an impressive female gangster. I feel she is a great role model for the fine young women of Gotham. Even as a female myself, I feel like I can accomplish so much more with a baseball bat or spoon than ever before. Not to mention how to take charge and forging your life path with the help of goons. Life lessons ladies, take notes. ūüėČ

Who do you get when you mix nerves, politeness and a genius mind?¬†Edward Nygma! And he is a darn right gentleman, with some bad luck… I am quite intrigued and impressed with his good intentions, but he is a bad guy after all… One we can expect great things from, terrible, but great.

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Overall, it is a deep, dark show with twisted psychopath characters, corruption and power. I especially love how much I am learning about climbing my way to the top of a mobsters paradise.¬†So, what happens when I watch it for 3 straight days? So far, I have a deeper understanding for the “bad guys”,¬†cloudy weather makes me feel devious, and I have been seriously considering what my villain name would be. I haven’t come up with anything very cool so far, it’s a work in progress…

 

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Why I Think CBS’s Supergirl’s Episodes are Lacking Something

Supergirl is a new, yet way overdue, TV series on CBS.

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Why overdue? I suppose it has something to do with ignoring the character since my favorite incarnation of Supergirl in the 1984 movie Supergirl. Sure it was campy, ridiculous and with that magical 80’s female mentality, but she was flipping awesome. She could even super power her hair brown! Way to at least try to¬†disguise yourself…

Sure we saw her here and there in Young Justice and supporting in other animated films…. But she was always a character long forgotten and ignored. There has been a tough struggle with female superheroes, and that stigma alone is tough to deal with. Wonder Woman has seen some troubles getting the spotlight, as well. Perhaps DC is confident that the Batman VS Superman will introduce her with enough force and mystery that her movie will actually get funded and written properly? Only time will tell.

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So why do I think that Supergirl’s episodes are¬†lacking something? Well, it took me some time to put my finger on it as well. I had been able to watch as many episodes as CBS allows me (I’m a stream machine), so I have a good grasp of the show.¬†Let’s talk about a few awesome things they did.

see what they did there super girl See what they did there? Do you recognize these people? They are played by Helen Slater (from the Supergirl movie) and Dean Cain (from Lois and Clark). A little shout out for the fans, worked on me! Good start there in episode 1. Apparently, these scientist friends of Clark Kent raised up Kara. Fine, but we pretty much never see these people again. Fine.

Supergirl-Martian-Manhunter-Hank-HenshawI also like the addition of some neato characters such as the¬†Red Tornado, didn’t see that one coming. Martian Manhunter, good play! Will we see more of Martian Manhunter’s green form? I suppose if the budget allows it….

But, something just makes me fizzle out of excitement by the end of the episodes. Here’s why:
  • No Mystery.
  • Not enough characters you can relate to.
  • Boring “drama”.
  • And dammit, why is love always what¬†girls “want”?!!??!?!?!

Now I don’t expect then to follow any sort of comic book timeline, and CBS should be able to successfully execute their own story with this leniency, but they are stereotypically puking all over the¬†place.

No Mystery: Sure Alex Danvers (Kara’s sister) had a little mystery plot with what had happened with her dad, but that is beyond my point. Supergirl comes to this planet, knows she can do superhero things, knows about her parents and their intentions, has a great job and a questionably nice apartment and seems confident in her personal identity… There was, and still is, a bit of mystery with her Evil Aunt, but how much do you know about your own aunt? Is it enough to drive us to the next episode?

maxwell lordMaxwell Lord is the main story arc drive. Is he B.A. enough? Let’s check out his background via the New Earth DC Comics:

Initially, Lord worked behind the scenes to establish the (Justice) League, while under the control of a villainous computer created by Metron. The computer wanted Max to set up a worldwide peacekeeping organization, as part of its plan to dominate the world. – DC Wikia

This may or may not be his secret drive in this series specifically, but I am really just not interested enough in this guy to care whether or not Supergirl stops him. She will when it’s time, and the time will be at the end of the season. Ooo lala…

Not enough characters you can relate to:¬†As far as I am concerned, there is hardly anyone¬†in the show you can really relate to. What I mean to relate to a person is that you could easily put your self in their shoes, and would have an emotional tie to when something bad may happen. Most of that characters come off way to perfect. Kara has a bit of doofy spunk, but all in all, she comes off a bit bland and either showy or meek. Her sister, Alex, is boring (there I said it). Just because she can shoot a gun and work for a government faction doesn’t make her interesting or relatable.

supergirl-ot3-1451961664And Winn… As a show appealing to an age group of 20 somethings, how many real comic collecting fan boys wear cardigans, button ups and khaki pants? Show of hands? Does his mom dress him everyday? I don’t mind that he’s the impossible tech guy – every superhero needs a tech person. But who can relate to this guy? I know there would be zero chance I would buddy up with this dude in the office. This may sound crazy, but I think they should have made him gay. They still could have had an emotional “coming out” episode and everything if they didn’t portray him from the start as a “Ducky” (male character in love with the female who has no chance – i.e. Pretty in Pink…). It would make him stand out, and be a real person. This character advancement probably could have even won awards for the message, but I’m not sure if CBS is ready for such a bold move unfortunately. :/

Supergirl-Winter-Finale-Review-Cat-GrantDon’t even get me started on Ally McBeal Cat Grant. Are we supposed to care for an egomaniac CEO, with her constant put downs and self entitlement? In real life I would have quit the **** out of that job and probably tried to start her car on fire for spite!! It’s hard to believe that she can be a Grade A ‘B-word’ for the good of Kara? Tough love? That’s how most sociopaths think, too. Bleh. Can I relate to that? Do I have affection and a connection for someone in my life like that? Nope. Pass.

supergirl battle cbsBoring¬†Drama:¬†What a coincidence that all those evil dudes in the Phantom Zone, who crashed along with Kara 12 years ago are just now¬†mostly surfacing and causing a ruckus. I know that every superhero show on air presently has their extremely predictable moments, but I am still waiting to go “Oh snap!”, “What the!?” and “I’m not crying… allergies…” moment. How can we break their drama cyclone of doom?

The best moment, at least my favorite so far, was when we discovered Hank is Martain Manhunter. However, we just let that happen without enough gusto, yet they focused on Cat and her mothers relationship problems for an entire episode. It was very clever of them to make Cat think Kara is Supergirl (as she goes to point out her disguise sucks) and bringing in Hank to imitate Supergirl to keep up the ruse. But these events are just little entertaining snippets while we are lacking true-to-real-people emotional battles and hardships.

evilsupergirl_beats_kara_zpsf0e944f3I want Supergirl to battle with herself. Not like a split personality thing, but if a real person was capable of the powers of Supergirl, could you resist going overboard based on your personal judgement? Are some people allowed to just be arrested?¬†Would you accidentaly kill someone?¬†Being a superhero, you have to deal with crimes and crimes get ugly. It’s not all just saving the kitten out of the tree, there is darkness in crime that Supergirl has barely even touched upon yet. She does have to “battle” the media spinning her in the light of fear, but perhaps one of these times she will give the a good reason to.

supergirl and james olsenLove, lovey, girls, puke, love, bleh:¬†I’m a girl and you know what I’m 100% over? The seemingly necessary love story in any show that has a female present. It’s wildly uncalled for in this first season, not to mention somewhat degrading. As a “woman” of power, why does Kara even need this? Romantic interests and the hardships and tension that follows can drive ratings, but they are playing this game like a soap opera. Yuck.

So Kara is into dreamy James Olson, who by the way, is a taken man!!! He has a woman! I cannot stress this enough, I want to throw something across the room about it! Normal people cut their losses and move on. Do you want¬†to be the rebound¬†Kara? Is this what writers think girls are like?? Be real. Please, please, please, let her just punch holes through walls and people (maybe even James for leading her on a bit), and don’t worry about going on dates until you start acting like a grown up. You want to be called Superwoman, then act like one.

cat grant supergirlPhew, got a little emotional, my apologies. I just recommend to the writers, if you want encourage full mind and body strength in the ladies who are watching, you are going to see Kara be brave and solid in knowing what she wants in life, always.¬†Maybe Cat’s “training” is going to help her… dang.

I expect good things out of this show, and I am going to continue to watch it. It is interesting enough, but I am hopeful for more spunk, pizzazz and genuine action-drama as the season progresses. What do you think about it? Any predictions?


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Meredith Funk is Supergirl – 1988

 

Why Should I care so much about Supergirl? Because I am Supergirl. ¬†ūüėÄ

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5 Reasons Why I’d Love & Hate Living in StoryBrooke (Once Upon a Time)

Once Upon a Time is an enchanting series currently airing on ABC.once upon a time

There was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic fairy tale characters we know and love… until a curse trapped them in a place called Storybrooke. After the curse was broken, new dangers, magical forces, and exciting worlds have continued to emerge. Рabc.com

your some shepherd mkay*So let's say to start this scenario you are just some peasant living in some small unimportant village. You have heard of Snow White, the Evil Queen and all those other heroes and villains, but your life is essentially untouched by their dramas. 

Now let’s go over 5 reasons why living in Storybrooke is both totally awesome AND horrifically terrible.

Let’s start with the good!

  1. beautiful woman with healthy food and waterHealth – Besides the initial enchantment of time standing still, your natural lifespan just doubled. There is a hospital down the street chock full of immunizations and sweet, sweet healthcare. Tired of dirty water? Try bottled! Tired of dysentery? Stop by Granny’s and enjoy some e.coli-free chicken wings! Thank you!
  2. Plumbing РRemember how much fun it was to dig a hole to do your business in? Nothing was better than bathing in 40 degree water running down in a peaceful stream on a crisp autumn morn, right! Wrong!! As the Author made clear at the end of season 4, it is preferable to live among  porcelain treasures such as a toilet. Would you give up the chance for a hot shower?
  3. worker-photoJob Security – When you were poof’d into Storybrooke, you were given a job. Maybe you work at Ganny’s as a server, or at the Pharmacy with Sneezy, or some other little place on the edge of town. No matter, it was one that was given to you without the need for a resume or awkward interview. Of course there is a chance you hate it, but once your memory is returned, at least now you have some job experience and are well on your way to moving on up.
  4. whole world in your handsTechnology – Remember when you wanted to ask someone what they were up to this weekend and you had to set up your horse and travel into town and hunt down that person? Try throwing them a text on your mobile device. Instead of asking the local wizard what weather to expect, google it. Bored? Watch that magic tv box, it is awesome! Running low on sugar? Drive¬†your car¬†on over to the grocery store and pick me up some ice cream while you are at it. ūüėČ
  5. Location, Location, Location – You live in a small seaside town now! Did you know hanging out on a beach is a really great idea, always? Instead of having to grind wheat into flour just to have some bread, pick up a burger to go, and pick a bench overlooking your favorite spot of the ocean. Tired of the water? Take a hike in the lush forest that also borders this visually stunning town. It sure beats watching the fires of burning villages from recent pillaging in the distance.

emma once upon a time image by frivolous whimAll the perks seem really great, but it’s when the heroes and villains start mucking things up and adding magic into a world that has none, that it really starts to turn your life upside down.

Now, here are the 5 reasons I would not want to live in Storybrooke.

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  1. Constant Memory Loss – So at first, your memories are wiped and replaced with your new identity as a United States, Maine citizen. Not too shabby, you had no prior run-ins with the Evil Queen, so your life is not so bad. Then you get your memories back, no problem, we can adjust. And then again you get transported, out of no where, back to the enchanted forest for a year, then back to StoryBrooke with more memory loss of the past year. This tends to happen, and/or is threatened more times than any innocent bystander would appreciate. It just might wear on you after a while.
  2. Monarchy РMadam Mayor has been mayor for over 30 years, and this is a kind of town no other government is taken into account. Federal and State laws have no effect. People have literally committed murder and were set free because they were sorry, or because there were other things going on. No harm, no foul? These people are constantly in and out of this universe, the remaining population is pretty much screwed.
  3. once-upon-a-time bad babesVillains¬†– They are freaking all over this place. So far, in the 4+ years living your own life and minding your own business, you have had to deal with the Dark One, the Evil Queen, Pan, Cora, the Ice Queen, the Wicked Witch, Maleficent, Ursula, Cruella DeVil, another couple Dark Ones… to name a few. Not to mention demons and monkeys and minions… Even some of the good guys turn to the dark side. You can’t hardly travel down the street without running into some sort of evil, and you better hope not to become an innocent bystander.
  4. Anxiety –¬†Imagine you are enjoying a nice night off, watching this mystical box of entertainment and your peace is interrupted by a shake and burst of light booming out of some barn somewhere. Is it the end? Or perhaps a cloud of glass shards engulfs you with rage and you find yourself hitting your neighbor upside the head with a toaster. What was that all about!? If one more cloud of transportation or earthquake or tornado rolls down the street… My sensibility will fly out the window, maybe even by a freaking flying monkey. Doctor Hopper must be one busy man.Once-Upon-a-Time-5x01-The-Dark-Swan-Zelenas-tornado-portal-approaching-at-Grannys
  5. Trapped – Thanks to the internet you discover the great world you have been bestowed upon, but crap, you can’t leave. Just by trying to leave the border you either loose your true memories, get in a car crash, get impaled by ice, are unable to ever return, turn into a tree…etc. So much for your savings account to Disney World, you are totally screwed my friend.

Stability is what most people look for, whether or not you originally come from the Enchanted Forest some good ol’ small town, USA. It pretty much boils down to consistent impending doom in Storybrooke, and you couldn’t even relocate if you tried. Although, living in the now would be a step up from living in medieval conditions.

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Which would you prefer?

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2016 Movie Timeline = Too Much Awesome

UNITED STATES - 1952: Full frame of movie audience wearing special 3D glasses to view film Bwana Devil which was shot with new natural vision 3 dimensional technology. (Photo by J. R. Eyerman/Life Magazine/The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images)

It is almost a new year, so let’s get excited about one thing and make it a resolution as well! Movies! There is going to be an insane amount of awesomeness coming out of 2016, let us revel in every sticky floored, overpriced popcorn, expensive ticketed moment of it!

I have not included any romantic comedies, teenage empowerment, or Oscar driven dramas, etc. These are my top pics for the year. Here we go!

January 29th: Kung Fu Panda 3

Get your movie muscles warmed up with some hilarious Kung Fu action, panda style! This is not a kids movie, it is just a movie you could bring kids to… (Insert justifications here if needed.)

February 12TH: Deadpool

No need for words, just go see it until your eyes bleed, Deadpool would be pleased.

FEBRUARY 12TH: zoolander 2

Personally, I am looking forward to this. Gotta catch a dose of silly here and there. I would have suggested against the same weekend as Deadpool, but models aren’t so smart, right?

February 26th: Gods of Egypt

Does Gerard Butler make movies wearing real clothes anymore? No matter. Here’s an all-action looking ancient Egypt battle movie to satisfy your hardcore viewing needs.

March 4TH: Zootopia

Sure it’s a Disney movie, but let’s face the facts, this adorable flick will have to hold you over because there is not much to look forward to in April.

MARCH 25TH: Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Highly anticipated and talked about film of the year! I have seen so many in love and hate over this one, but perhaps that is exactly where they want you to be….

May 6TH: Captain America: Civil War

Right as the Avengers should unite, they are torn apart. Which side are you on?

May 27TH: Alice Through the Looking Glass

Personally, I was quite a big fan of the previous movie. Nothing is better than Mr. Depp in wild makeup. This flick looks just as colorful and mind twisting, good luck Alice!

June 3rd: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Do you like things to blow up? Do you like mutant turtles and other creatures? This is the one for you! Stephen Amell joins the cast as Casey Jones, and I can’t wait to see what product placements April will be up to this time!

June 24th: Independence Day: Resurgence

When I found out about this movie the first thought I had was “genius”. As a population, we can’t get enough of Jeff Goldbloom’s magnificence, can we? ūüėČ

July 15th: Ghostbusters

I know most people are having a cow about this one, but I say we give it a chance. For Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Erin Gilbert, Bill Murray, Melissa McCarthy, Sigourney Weaver, Dan Aykroyd and Chris Hemsworth’s sakes…
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July 22nd: Star Trek Beyond

Simon Pegg was a co-writer on this one, so it should be quite a laugh whilst taking you to a New Frontier! I just love that guy, I’d pinch his rosy cheeks if I knew wouldn’t get a restraining order.

August 5th: Suicide Squad

Bad Guys vs Bad Guy. Place you bids folks, I have a feeling everyone is going to loose and win. Evil begets evil after all…

October 7th: Gambit

Channing Tatum will be the powerful energy flinger known as Gambit. Not much is known about this movie, and is still in pre-production. There is a chance this may be pushed back, which is fine if that means a more meaningful and bad-ass movie.
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October 21st: Underworld: Next Generation

The 5th installment! These movies first came out when I was still in highschool (a while ago…)! This series, however, is definitely how I prefer my vampires – not sparkly and with Kate Beckinsale. (What an ageless babe!)
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November 4th: Doctor Strange

Guys, Benedict Cumberbatch will be Doctor Strange. Smart choice producer people. They wanted him to play the part so bad, they actually postponed production for him! I am willing to wait.

December 16th: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Rebels set out on a mission to steal the plans for the Death Star. A prequel to A New Hope, the story follows how the Death Star plans are procured. Pew pew! Dudes, I think we can pretty much expect a new Star Wars movie every year. What a beautiful world it is. ūüėÄ
Star Wars: Rogue One L to R: Actors Riz Ahmed, Diego Luna, Felicity Jones, Jiang Wen and Donnie Yen Photo Credit: Jonathan Olley ©Lucasfilm 2016

Well, that completes my list of top “woohoo” movies of the year. You know what, it’s not even complete. We have so much more to look forward to! Don’t even get me started on TV Shows as well… We are living in the silver screen age of glory, people. Revel in it!

What are you looking forward to the most?

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If you don’t want to talk Star Wars, Let’s talk Doctor Who

Unlike most of you going to see the Star Wars movie coming out this weekend, this lady (points thumb at self) is trying to create a spoiler free entertainment zone (until further notice). And, being a true fanatic of the best show shown on Earth, am way too excited for this years Doctor Who Christmas Special! Bring it on Doctor Song!doctor-who-the-husbands-of-river-songBefore we get too timey whimey, here is what we know, or can assume, about the¬†special. Doctor River Song (what a babe) is in a reverse timeline from the Doctor. So the more she see’s him, the less he knows about her, and the more he see’s her, the less she knows about him. So, supposedly, she has no idea who this old dude is.

Steven Moffat had an interview with the Radio Times and had this to say about River Song’s timeline in this episode:

It doesn’t really matter but for those who care, it’s immediately after The Angels Take Manhattan [2012] so she’s just seen Matt Smith’s Doctor lose Amy and Rory, and obviously before The Name of the Doctor [2013] because she’s dead in that.

Moffat also went on to reason why he brought River back for the Christmas Special:

Obviously, we’ve just lost Clara so I didn’t want to go straight into a new companion, and it’s not right to set that up at the end of a series where you’re all exhausted. So, I’ll be honest, I brought River Song back in because I thought there’s a possibility I’d never write it [Doctor Who] again so that’ll be my goodbye. But also I really fancied it. I hadn’t written River for a couple of years and I’d always loved writing for her and I’d missed her. I thought, given that I’m knackered at the end of a series, what would be a treat for me would be getting Alex Kingston back onto Doctor Who.

doctor-who-christmas-special-husbands-of-river-song-2Let’s hope Moffat is ready to keep up his legacy with what he has brought to Doctor Who’s table! ¬†Either way, I am wildly looking forward to the next companion! This time, I hope we get more of a team together. One on one is always fun, when they aren’t falling in love with the Doctor, but I think a group of people supporting where the Doctor lacks, will create a dynamic good enough to change the universe! Only time will see!

But for now, the next step is the Christmas Special! Merry Christmas Doctor. <3

Get your¬†Doctor Who jewelry and show the universe Who you love. ūüėČ

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12 Unnecessary Star Wars Products

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Hey, did you guys know a new Star Wars movie came out? J/K.

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Product placement has taken over your shelves, and other unnecessary areas of our lives for years. Heck, even our pets are aware of Star Wars by now.

Some things make sense. Apparel, as a consumer and a fan, we search for things to wear. Memorabilia, such as posters and replica’s are a favorite. Even¬†Soup¬†and pasta is somewhat normal. But where do we start crossing the line from “That’s a neat idea” into “Are you kidding me?”

Fruit

Let’s compare apples and oranges. Now, let’s throw in some grapes. I know it may be hard to get kids (even some adults) to eat healthy, but out of the package these treats turn back into normal fruit.

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BB8 probably is wondering where the oranges head is.
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Just because the dude is green…
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What other fruit would you put Vader on?

And any other kind of Food

I have seen Star Wars on gum, juice, frozen treats, cereal, coffee creamer, dairy, meats… Just pick an isle in a grocery store and I guarantee you will find somewhere between 2-25 things having to do with Star Wars.

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Notice the way the chip image really encompasses the aura of the character.
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I am so thirsty! If only I had some Star Wars to drink. Oh, I mean water.

Clean with the force

Maybe vacuum sales are down? Maybe they are just trying to put a little zazzle back in chores. Who knows, but these exist.

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Guess the bad guys like to get their hands dirty.

Perfect gifts for those who have everything

We all thought TV aquariums were cool, but those are so retro. Go even further back in time with this R2D2 Aquarium. It makes no sense, but it is awesome. And with this Death Star tea infuser, when someone asks you how would like your tea, you say “on the Dark Side”.

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Probably the least practical fish tank option.
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Chances are this works best with dark teas.

New Style, New You

I’d wear a Star Wars shirt, maybe a satchel, socks, jacket or undroo’s… But some things are a bit unnecessary. Crocs have it hard enough, let’s move along quickly.

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I only want to wear what Chewy would actually wear.

This looks fun and creepy

If you need a gift for a white elephant party¬†or are a compulsive collector, then this is for you! Seriously though, if you can’t at least make it cute, then don’t make it at all.

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This is just…. What are you looking at!?!

These are just… Wrong

Perhaps Jar Jar is going a little far for some action. And C-3P0, as a protocol droid, should know this is a bit… suggestive.

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“I find your tape usage disturbing.”
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I… just… it’s… nope…. no…. stop.

 

It’s a tough world of consumerism out there. They are all competing for your money. Is it working?

Why not get something you’ll actually like. Check this out. ūüôā

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5 Things I Love and Hate about CW’s Flash

Have you seen The Flash? If not, do it and be quick. If so, then you may have thought these thoughts. I do love the show, have not been without an episode so far! But, it’s not the CW if it doesn’t totally bug me from time to time.

the flashThe CW is known for its¬†pretty¬†people and drama, which is not always a bad thing, but can sometimes be misplaced. The Flash show has it’s share of these traits, though¬†they are balanced enough to¬†successfully entertain me. However, some parts of the plot can encourage generous hair pulling. Let’s start with the stuff that makes me growl at my TV.

  1. S.T.A.R._Labs_the_FlashNo one can lock the front door at STAR Labs apparently. I swear… We’ve got our buddy the Arrow and he operates underneath a freaking club, and we don’t see drunk couples trying to make out down in his lair. If I had a dollar every time someone popped up in STAR Labs who shouldn’t have been there…
  2. Lost Consistency. For example, if you are¬†a strong motivational role model, you have to be strong in every episode and have to hold yourself to it, too. Barry has a tendency to be a little “I don’t know if I can do it (despite the times I have done it before)” so everyone has to be all pity party and “We believe in you!”. Have you ever had that one friend who always needed to be reassured? Get’s a bit old.¬†We can’t hold your hand Barry, you’re too fast. I do understand characters have personal obstacles to overcome and grow from, but once you jump that hurdle, keep jumping. If your bad ass, then stay bad ass.
  3. metahuman prison doorMisplaced talking scenes. Has anyone else noticed that they really take advantage of their sets? Even this last episode, Joe and Barry had a conversation about Joe finding out about Wally in the doorway to the metahuman prison. Beautiful yes, but it’s like if you wanted to talk to someone and then walked down the longest hallway you could find into a basement techno room, and then started your conversation.
  4. Barry needs to be the Flash way more often than he is. So let’s say you (yes you reading) just got the same super powers. Congrats and welcome to the speed force! Now you’ve discovered that you can catch a bullet, move a victim¬†5 blocks away, come back and give a wedgie to every evil doer while disarming and cuffing them. That’s neat. Now you’re in another battle and you start talking about your feelings… and the evil dude is talking about all the bad stuff he’s going to do… and you finally try to stop him and it’s too late. What happened!? I need the Flash to be fast from the start, don’t doddle, and maybe start with your end move. ūüôā
  5. The-Flast-Cast-Comic-Con-the-flash-cw-38647441-500-200Everyone has secrets, and that’s getting old. First Joe finds out about Barry. Then they keep it a secret from Iris. Then Eddie finds out and keeps it from Iris. Then Iris dumps him, pretty much, for having secrets. Finally at the end of the season, now everyone knows about Barry. Now, Cisco is a metahuman and doesn’t tell anyone…. for some reason. Then Iris’s mom comes to town, she has a secret about Wally. Then Iris doesn’t tell Joe about Wally (hypocritical much?). Then she finally does. Now we’ve got a bunch of come-and-go characters that know about Barry, but¬†leaves his girlfriend¬†Patty in the dark. You see what I mean!? Secrets! Bah, just let it all out people!

Well enough complaining. I wouldn’t watch the show if it bugged me too much, and my current dedication to watching it is a statement of how much I actually enjoy it. Here are my top 5 reasons why I love this show:

  1. flashback the flashThey tie in characters from the 1990’s Flash. Did you know Barry’s dad was the Flash of his own show? Mark Hamill, the Trickster,¬†and Amanda Pays, Dr. Tina McGee,¬†also play their same roles from the earlier show. I love tie ins!
  2. There aren’t very many uncomfortable, talky, huggy, kissy, fluffy scenes. What I mean by this is the gratuitous “You’re my everything” scenes with tears, cupids and violins don’t take over. Sure some people kiss and are cute, but not too many (Typical CW) scenes that make glitter and kittens want to bleed from your eyes. They are well placed and typically awkward or funny.
  3. cisco is adorbsSpeaking of funny, the comic relief is balanced. Each character has a wonderful personality, and the actors incharge of them do a fantastic job. Cisco is probably one of my favorite funny guys on the show, and I’m glad that Caitlin isn’t the Flash’s “Felicity Smoak” (my initial concern).¬†The Flash as a character has always been a bit of a comedian, and I’m glad that the overall humor of this show¬†holds true to that.
  4. All the episodes in The Flash try to have¬†substantial and interesting¬†meaning. When you have a series of 20+ episodes, they tend to get a little boring in the middle of the run. There always seems to be the “formula” episodes that are just plain uninteresting and does nothing for the story arc for most series. But, I feel the Flash either discovers a new power, crucial info for the main story-line, or reveals and solves previous mysteries in every single episode. Thank you for that!
  5. the_flash_and_arrowThe Arrow and Flash are friends! Crossovers are the best! When Barry first showed up on the Arrow’s doorstep, I was like “Holey Lightning Bolts, Batman!” I am just so infatuated with the popularity of superheros and the wonderful things they think up of to entertain us. It’s not only genius on a marketing standpoint, but gives the viewers a taste of both worlds! Well done you crafty writers. Well done.

Overall, I love this show. I feel I will undoubtedly be able to re-binge on this show in the years to come, and that is a very important quality to possess. I eagerly await the new challenges Barry will endure. Until the next episode! ūüėÄthe flash

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Batman & Superman, Dawn of Relationship Problems

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Where to start… Batman is probably one of my very top favorite superheroes, for real. Ever since the very first time I saw the¬†classic Batman and Robin¬†with Adam West and Burt Ward.

batman-the-making-of-a-hero-tim-burton-batman-documentaryAnyhoo, Batman has undergone MANY changes throughout his evolution of existence. Personally, I did like the initial Tim Burton installments, for the time. He really accentuated the comic book-turned-film style that was new and exciting, and not straying too far away from the broody and moody Batman. The Dark Knight, was just that. Dark, not to mention gloomy. I actually thought that was well balanced, well acted, and spews the true feeling of Batman. Which in essence is justice beyond that of right and wrong.

So how do we introduce Mr. Super Doops and the Bats? As we have been shown in the brand spanky new trailer, it appears Lex Luthor is having a party. Perhaps he knew who they really are, or not. Either way, Tight Pants confront Gloomy Boy about Batman, and discovers that Bruce is not a fan. Having such a bullied past, it may be hard on Clark to realize that not everyone will like you. My therapist says this is something that is normal, and we can overcome this together. Superman needs to build a bridge, and try not to fight Batman on it.

bro hug instructionsSo beyond what we know from the trailer and list of cast members, I can only think of one possible ending of this, mostly ending in “Sorry babe, let’s work this out”, maybe a quick bro hug. I’m sure Wonder Woman will throw in the usual, “Stop it you two…” Eye roll.

The only way we know this is going to end up working out is because the Justice League¬†exists!¬†If you end up skipping out on Batman Vs. Superman, I suggest just binging on The Justice League¬†and Justice League Unlimited¬†Animated Series. They are fantastic, more than any movie can try, CGI’s got nothing on 6 years of the best voice talent and storytelling ever animated. (Well maybe not EVER, but you feel me.)justice league

In the end, this story has already been told. It has been in the comic books several times, in individual animated movies, and animated series. Batman and Superman are buddies, in ¬†a love/hate, “I have a basement full of kryptonite”, sort of way. They are just a couple of powerful dudes in it for the same reasons. They may have been led on their path in different ways, but have ended up together, fighting evil and saving the innocent for the better of all, and who could ask for a better love story action movie?

Get some gear and be ready for the release! $5 for the keychain, $10 each necklace in my Etsy store! Click the picture of your favorite and find out more!

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It’s about time I read Harry Potter again

harry potter vol 1Despite how awesome the new covers are, the Harry Potter magic is held within.

I have even just stumbled upon Pottermore, a website that expands on the wizarding universe and Harry’s family. Did you know Harry was born in 1980? Mind blown. My 90’s childhood experience was crap next to this kids. I would have skipped the MC Hammer pants and traded Gak in for freaking magic.

I have just started reading the series again to my 7 year old son, and he loves it. A brilliant tale with your classic underdog turned top dog story, filled with mystery, heartbreak and joy.

It definitely has inspired some designs from me, more to come as we read on no doubt.

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The Nimbus 2000 and 2001, ready to whisk you away in a fierce Quidditch game! $12 in Etsy. And the Golden Snitch are weasley little balls that you must be clever to catch! $9 in Etsy.

 

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Floating Charm Memories Lockets – Now in Nerd

All the rage, these lockets. So many sweet charms of violins and kitten paws and fluffy wuffies…. But, I don’t stock that baloney. I stock awesome charms, like NES Controllers, Batman, Wonder Woman and Jack Skellington.

Make a custom locket for someone you know and fill it with awesomeness.  Each Locket (of your Choice) comes with a jewel to get you started and Charms are Buy 2 Get 1 FREE. Bam!

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Oh Crap, Clara’s Dead

Doctor Who is my favorite show probably ever. I think Peter Capaldi is doing a bang up job of a crotchety ol’ man whose mere existence is to save people, show off and never stop surviving. Clara was his 1st big loss¬†as¬†the 12th Doctor. I nearly cried. Very close, but you didn’t get me this time Who!

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*Spoiler Alert Time* I advise you see the episode before reading~

Why no little baby wuss tears? Well, the very SECOND that it was mentioned that the Quantum Shade bestowed upon Rigsy could transfer hosts, I knew what was going to happen. Dang it Clara, you silly girl. I do have to mention, if she had walked in some mystical way showing her with Mr. Pink, then I would have lost it.

Ok, so Clara “Faced” the Raven, if you will, and now is dead. The next episode shows where the Doctor gets transported and is trapped in his “Last Will & Testament” of sorts. But he is not just tormented by himself, he is driven by Clara to go on. And not in the old fashion Doctor way…¬†At the end of each passing, through the winding halls of his nightmares that have defined his life, he realizes where and what he is. So what does he do about it? He punches his way through a 20 feet deep rock wall harder than diamonds. Punches. It only took him a few billion years. If that’s not grieving, I don’t know what is.

Well, that is the end of Clara, or is it? She is the impossible girl. In theory, she was scattered through the entire universe indefinitely, intertwined with the Doctor’s time stream. This is the end of the original Clara, or maybe she had already died at Christmas last year. We’ll never know.

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Get a Life Bar, for your Health

Life. We all have one, some maybe more than most. Looking to get a little more? I’ve got you covered.

Since around the 14th century, the heart shape has meant love. Since around the mid 1980’s it has meant whether or not you are going to defeat the end of level boss. The more you have, the better off you will be. I don’t see why that couldn’t possibly apply to real life. Honestly, the more you game on, the less reality takes hold of you. So why don’t you go ahead and quick save then up your stats.

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8 Bit Pixelated Life Heart necklace (2)

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Perhaps there is one you share a heart with?

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Why Netflix’s Jessica Jones is like the Labyrinth with Superpowers

There are a few spoilers, so watch out.

jessica jonesNetflix’s¬†Jessica Jones is great! It is also exactly VERY much like the Labyrinth. Here are my reasons why, and when you watch it next you will see it what I mean.

It is my belief that nearly all of the characters in Jessica Jones are in the Labyrinth, and they obtain extremely similar characteristics, or drive, to the story line.

    • Jessica Jones and the LabyrinthJessica Jones is Sarah Williams. Apart from being the main protagonist, both lovely ladies seek freedom for an innocent victim. Jessica begins her journey after she fell victim to one evil purple people eater.¬†Once he resurfaces, her journey begins to end his sinister tyranny once and for all. Sarah begins her journey after a harmless phrase topples her world into one ruled by the Golbin King who will go to no end to seduce her to his will. Unfortunately for him, she’s a teenager so…. ya, nope. Each of these strong willed, strong minded and just plain tough ladies refuse control from their well dressed and tormenting psychotic stalkers.
    • hope is tobyHope Schlottman is Baby Toby. They are the driving force for our hero’s drive to defeat the big bad villain and¬†be saved. Baby Toby was abducted to draw Sarah into the labyrinths¬†trap. Hope was mind controlled and Kilgrave led Hope’s parents to be the initial bait into the his¬†trap for Jessica.¬†Hope went the extra 9 yards when she stuck a wine glass stem into her throat, which was her final act to ensure¬†Jessica will do what needs to be done. Wowza.
    • Luke Cage is Ludo, kinda. Though Luke and Jessica’s relationship is a straight mess, she doesn’t hesitate to help this tough guy¬†out of a bind of a bar fight.¬†A little like when Ludo was captive by little soldiers, Sarah built trust with Ludo by his rescue and immediate acceptance of his differences. They each are¬†tough guys that provide both muscle and friendship. But Luke Cage is freaking Luke Cage, so that changes a few things.
    • Ruben and Robyn are like The Wiseman and his Hat. For seriously. They are semi-helpful… when it comes to banana bread… and, Robyn is a cryptic hippie. ok, maybe this one was just for fun. ūüėČ
    • Malcolm is Sir DidymusMalcolm is Sir Didymus. Faithful. Dedicated. Noble. Just. Maybe Sir Didymus didn’t have a heroin addiction, and that’s OK. Sir Didymus did start off a bit like a fluffy wacko, so it’s the same but different. Both a little rocky at first and have allegiance to the big bad guy, but once they find their courage, they are both unstoppable forces of good.
    • trish is hoggleTrish Walker is Hoggle. They may look as opposite as possible, but they are quite alike. They are the right hand man (or Lady) of our heroes. Trish is Jessica’s adoptive sister and supports Jessica til the end. She will even go on to fight side by side with Jessica as Hellcat! (Hopefully) Hoggle takes to Sarah almost immediately (bribes count). Sure he agreed to drug her so she could go to a roofie induced masquerade, a few slips here an there are normal in healthy relationships. Ultimately Hoggle is willing to risk his life for her, and goes on to battle at the gates of the Goblin King castle.

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  • Kilgrave is Jareth. These dudes have issues. Kilgrave, most unfortunately, meets Jessica and is so very intrigued by her, he falls “in love” with her. But now, she is the only person who is unable to be controlled by Kilgrave, after many horrid events. He has no power over her. Jareth seeks the love of the girl whose been in his dreams as much as he’s been in her imagination. He tortures her, drugs her, threatens her family, tries to recreate her childhood home for a sense of comfort and trust, and begs for her love. Oh wait, that goes for both of them… Exactly. Well, “You have no power over me”. You loose suckers.
  • I had a hard time peggin’¬†Will Simpson. He’s a cop turned bad guy, turned good guy, turned bad guy so…. Suggestions welcome. Should the Labyrinth been a show, or had a sequel lined up, there surely would have been a rogue friend character to stir the plot in the oncoming series.

LabyrinthSo that’s that. Perhaps you find some ways you agree, maybe not. Basically both these features follow basic character personas (seen in almost anything you watch) and are lucky enough to also be based on crazy sociopath lover boys. That is the main similarity in the end. It’s just the childhood home thing…. heebie-jeebies.

I love both Jessica Jones and the Labyrinth. I suggest you go watch both as soon as possible, and ever after. ūüėÄ

 

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Black Friday Sales, Everybody’s Doing It

It’s that time of year again. Luckily for the us, we have the¬†World Wide Web (nobody calls it that anymore), otherwise known as the Net (which is another phrase that didn’t stick but you catch my drift…).

The internet, and every single large & little shop within Рincluding my shop, will celebrate Black Friday in a way that will get you a whole lot less trampled.

I just loaded my Black Friday ~ Clearance section of my Etsy shop with all the favorites! Prices start at $5 & Shipping is always a FLAT $2.95 for First Class. Load up them stockings with these stuffers. X-Mas is almost here.

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The Conventions of 2015 – Picture Party

2015 was the first year FoxyFunk Designs was at any sort of convention! Here is a chronological look at the fun we had working the con life.

Starting the year right, PropFunk and I shared a table at Galaxy Fest in Colorado Springs.

Next up was Colorado Cosmic Con, also in Colorado Springs!

Colorado Springs Comic & Toy Con runs twice a year and one of our favorites!

Myths and Legends Con (MAL Con) is one of the smaller and most awesome of the Denver Cons we’ve been to.

We were also at Conclave of Gamers, Pueblo Idea Con, Fort Collins Comic Con, Rocky Mountain Con and Mile Hi Con! Wowza! We sure were busy!

Can’t wait to see what 2016 has in store! We might not be at this many conventions, but it will be another fun year for sure!!!

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I’m Learning to be a Silversmith!

I am quite a fanatic when it comes to classes and programs at my Rec Center here in Loveland. So naturally, when I was perusing the Fall catalog and found a silversmith class, I got excited! I actually signed up for this class months ago, and it is finally here.

Why is this so awesome? Well my hopes are to soon be able to make a slew of higher end, fancy pants and ever-lasting jewelry for all of you! Once I have some practice, I would also like to start an engagement and wedding ring line specializing in all our favorite fandoms! Allons-y!!

Here is my success after week 2. This is NO WHERE NEAR DONE. But I am excited. By mid-December this piece, and maybe another, will be done. The progress will be most impressive! ūüėÄ

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This is my “concept” of what this pendant will maybe possibly kinda look like… Hopefully! ūüėČ
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To put the bezel on I had to heat up this big fella to somewhere around 1600 degrees with a blow torch! Oh yea!
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Let’s let Zygons be Zygons

Oh crap the Zygons. The Zygon invasion episodes, of this present season (9th) of Doctor Who, quite possibly may be my favorite episodes this season has offered thus far.

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If you are unfamiliar with the Zygons, they are weird looking aliens with suckers all about and the power to not only turn into an exact copy of any human, but also know what is in their minds. Yeesh.

The story goes that 10 million Zygons live within planet Earth disguised as humans, meant to live out their lives harmoniously. Of course there is a rebel group wanting to be free of their human image shackles. The logo making up this set of earrings and necklace is an image of the rebels war symbol. Are you a part of the revolution?zygon invasion inversion doctor who season 9 war symbol (2)

 

Earrings and necklace both only $9, or get the set for $15!

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Totally 80’s, Totally Rad.

Went on a bit of a neon bender this last week. It just mesmerized me. I could nearly hear the blinding colors calling to me…. “We’re totally Rad Meredith, come and laser us…” And so I did.

It wasn’t hard to determine what righteous shapes to choose. It also wasn’t hard to figure these designs are too tubular not to have on a permanent sale. Hence, each bodacious pair of earrings are only $6. Radical.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like… Winter

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Here in Colorado, it likes to snow. Sometimes, nearly year-round depending on where you are!

In spirit of these chilly months, become delighted with these lightweight frozen snowflake shaped earrings and matching necklace!

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Match with your favorite winter outfit or even your Elsa Frozen Cosplay outfit! Snowflakes are one of a kind, and so are you!

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Invasion of the Cybermen!

Cybermen! One of the many reappearing foes of the ever-clever Doctor Who! Beware the Cybermen, they might delete you!
…Unless you’re a tame and useful Cyberman head that the Doctor befriended at the end of season 7 named Handles.

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Twas a very good Doctor Who story, if you haven’t seen it – you should! Handles was by the side of the Doctor for hundreds of years, helping defend the town called Christmas.

Here is my rendition of dear Handles, may he R.I.P. ~ Find them here!

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It’s nearly Turkey Time

Everyone feels a bit different when it comes down to holidays. Especially one of the “big ones” such as this one coming up. Thanksgiving.

This was one that I can honestly say was not my favorite. Maybe as time goes by…. maybe. My biggest beef, or turkey in this case, is that traditionally in my family the meal is had in the middle of the day. Not lunch, not dinner, more like a big, big snack that you starve yourself to get to. Then you overeat from the previous fasting and proceed to feel regret and despair for the rest of the day, are sent home with leftovers of the same items that make so much pain within your mind and body, and are left to watch them turn colors in your fridge as Christmas nears because there is no way you want to remind your senses of this torment.

That is why I have devised a lovely plan! Wear your meal, don’t eat it. Also, tell your friends and family you are busy and eat sensibly at home. The only thing I want to binge on for Thanksgiving is Netflix.

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Poison Apples on Buzzfeed!

Once upon a time….

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

Who in this land is fairest of all?‚Äč

To this the mirror answered.‚Äč

You, my queen, are fairest of all.

Until….

Crazy Evil Witches. The Grimm Brothers really had only 2 types women, The Princess and the Witch. The Witch, however, sure had great power! Evil Рbut great. Unfortunately for them, evil never wins.

I was so happy to find that my Poison Apples¬†had been featured on Buzzfeed!¬†they sure have some good taste! Although, I don’t recommend eating it! ūüėČ
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Floating Charm Memory Locket Necklaces are HERE!!!

One of the most sought after items when I am at conventions, now they are available to you anytime, anywhere!
ONLY in my eBay store!!!
Quantities are LIMITED, so stock up holiday style now!

More charms updated frequently! Next up is My Little Pony Charms! ūüėÄ

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Top 10 Doctor Who Companions – So They Say

It’s probably quite obvious by now that I am quite fond of Doctor Who. I have yet to fully dive into the original series, as I have only seen a fraction of what the past has to offer. I also condone watching series backwards. – If you ever want to understand River Song more, do that! It’s awesome!

Anyhoo, I stumbled across a lovely Watchmojo video on the Doctor’s Top 10 Companions. I nearly agree with them all! Spoilers: Rose is not #1. To date, my favorite is Clara. There I said it!

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Beards! Beards for sale! Get your Beards here! – No Shave November & Santa Claus =^.^=

Happy No Shave November! BUT-

What is it all about!!?!

“The goal of NoShave November is to grow awareness by embracing our hair, which many cancer patients lose, and letting it grow wild and free. Donate the money you typically spend on shaving and grooming to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle.” –¬†https://www.no-shave.org/

DONATE NOW AND BE A PART OF THE SOLUTION! Follow this link to participate in FoxyFunk’s donation team! ~https://www.no-shave.org/team/foxyfunkdesigns

Find a beard of your own in my Etsy shop! Happy November!

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The Future is Now! (BTTF Day!)

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Happy ‪BTTF (Back to the Future)‬ day! We made it!

Went to ‚Ä™Totally 80’s Pizza‚Ĩ in Fort Collins wearing my ‚Ä™‚ÄéMs. PacMan‚Ĩ earrings and legwarmers! Met a ‚Ä™‚ÄéDalorean‚Ĩ with a ‚Ä™flux-capacitor‚Ĩ and everything!

15% OFF with this code for the next week! –¬†THEFUTUREISNOW

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EVENT – MileHi Con 47 ~ October 23-25 !

Mrs. and Mr. Funk way back in 2007

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It has been a few weeks since the last con and I am super excited for this one! I have actually never been to this convention ever! I have no idea what to expect, other than an awesome time!

I¬†have no idea what to wear! All this recent Princess Themed¬†things I have been making make me want to be a princess. Full on – big hoop skirt – sparkles – coach – henchmen…

Wait henchmen? Hmmm… Couldn’t hurt. ūüėČ

That reminds me of my 1st con with my husband. Here is a great throwback pic of us WAY back in 2007! We are Fran and Balthier from Final Fantasy 12. I think this was… NDK in Denver. I was a couple months prego – it’s very hard to tell thank goodness! ūüėČ

Mrs. and Mr. Funk way back in 2007

Anyhoo… See you at the next con!

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The Tenth Kingdom

13Recently, I have been re-watching The Tenth Kingdom, a miniseries from a time long past (2000).

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This miniseries came out when I was 14 years old. I have to say it just might be the worst thing to show any coming of age young person… Mostly because of the typical story line of completely sexualized, out of context and enraging unrealistic relationships between all of the characters. But this is not a plot hole, feminism, nor realism comparison article. Overall I really, really like this miniseries.

“A father and daughter are caught in a parallel universe where the great queens Snow White, Cinderella, and Little Red Riding Hood have had their kingdoms fragmented by warring trolls, giants and goblins.” – IMDB

Essentially, Virginia and her dad get stuck in a fairy tale land and accidentally have to care for a prince-turned-dog, whilst being helped by a bad-turned-good wolf man who falls in love with Virginia. A wicked witch threatens to take over the world, or 9 Kingdoms in this reality, as is their stereotype.

There is drama, suspense, action and adventure! Oh, and love too… You can easily expect that each characters personal journey is riddled with good intentions gone wrong and triumph over impending doom. The plot twist is both typical and well played and there is a happily ever after, as to be expected.

I have always enjoyed fairy tales, as you might expect from my line of “Once Upon a Time…” items, especially when the tales of the past meld with the tales yet to be. I recommend it if you have never seen it, but maybe don’t watch it with your kids. ūüėÄ

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FoxyFunk Designs by Mrs. Funk =^.^=

FoxyFunk Designs creates jewelry, accessories and home adornments influenced by retro gaming, modern fashions and visions of the future. Hello and welcome to the world of Foxy Funk!Foxy CollageAs most great things happen, it was completely by accident. My husband (PropFunk – check him out!) had a membership at a DIY Makerspace and lovingly made me some Legend of Zelda Triforce pendants. I quickly turned them into earrings! Every time I wore them, everyone wanted a pair. Then we made Tardis earrings and the same thing happened! Eventually I branched out and now you can see how much it has grown!Necklace CollageEarrings Collage

I am greatly inspired by everything that has to do with Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Doctor Who, Avengers, Comic Books, etc. I am a workoholic and love every pair of earrings or necklace I have ever made. It brings me more joy than any job I have ever had and look forward to it everyday. My store is still growing, and have many aspirations for FoxyFunk as the years progress!

Sincerely,

Meredith Funk
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