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STAR WARS ROGUE ONE! What to Wear!? Top 5…

when-you-have-a-naked-dream-2-24326-1447438757-0_dblbigLet’s face it, you are not going to see Rogue One NAKED! Well… Probably not…

That’s why I have composed a fantastic guide to pick out some cool gear to add to your total dorkiness!

First, let’s watch a trailer…. again…. maybe a few times… just in case you haven’t yet. ūüėČ

Great! Now let’s take a look at those cool thingadoos I mentioned earlier.


 Star Wars Episode 4 Opening Scroll Necklace
Whip out your magnifying glass, and show off a unique new accessory to nerd out with! Inspired by the opening crawl of the¬†story line¬†that¬†precedes¬†Star War IV, this pendant is made from laser cut Black¬†Acrylic, engravings¬†accentuated¬†with Gold Wax and completed with antique brass colored Nickle-Free hardware on an 18″ chain necklace with lobster clasp. Pendant measures 1.75″ width and 1.25″¬†height.

With a Rebel Yell….

Get ready to rebel with your own style wearing a Star Wars inspired Rebel Alliance Star Bird pendant necklace!  Great for the newest movie, unless you are tempted by the darkside. :/

Ancient Futuristic Rebel Bird is made from laser cut orange and black Acrylic and completed with Nickle-Free hardware and an 18″ adjustable clasp cord necklace. Measures 1.35″ diameter.


First Order Symbol Necklace

The New First Order arose as a result of the failures of the Galactic Republic. It promised to trade frailty for strength, chaos for order, and uncertainty for decisiveness.

Surely nothing devious will follow…

This awesome First Order Pendant is made of laser cut semi-translucent red acrylic and matte textured black acrylic. The semi-translucent nature of the red catches light in a unique and subtle way. This pendant measures about 1.35″ diameter and is strung upon an 18″ adjustable black cord necklace.


 Droids are THE Fashion

BB8 is a droid with a mission! So coy, so manipulative, so cute!

Made of laser cut white, orange and black acrylic, these fantastic pendants are sure to spark your inner Star Wars nerd! These adorable and surprisingly lightweight BB-8 pendants each measure 1.25″ tall and 1″ wide and hung upon nickel-free hooks.


 All Terrain, All the Time!

The All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT walker) is a four-legged combat vehicle used by the Imperial ground forces. Get yourself a bit of rope however, and bring it to its knees! Deadly and stunning, these are not something you should hope to have to battle!

Fashioned after the Star Wars Battle Walker, these lightweight pendants are made of laser cut and engraved Gray Acrylic and hung upon nickle-free hooks. These surprisingly detailed pendants measure 1.15″ from top to bottom.

 


This may be a mix of OLD and NEW (in this LONG AGO sci-fi galaxy) so you can check out even MORE new Old things and new New things in my eBay shop!

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12 Unnecessary Star Wars Products

have you seen this before
Hey, did you guys know a new Star Wars movie came out? J/K.

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Product placement has taken over your shelves, and other unnecessary areas of our lives for years. Heck, even our pets are aware of Star Wars by now.

Some things make sense. Apparel, as a consumer and a fan, we search for things to wear. Memorabilia, such as posters and replica’s are a favorite. Even¬†Soup¬†and pasta is somewhat normal. But where do we start crossing the line from “That’s a neat idea” into “Are you kidding me?”

Fruit

Let’s compare apples and oranges. Now, let’s throw in some grapes. I know it may be hard to get kids (even some adults) to eat healthy, but out of the package these treats turn back into normal fruit.

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BB8 probably is wondering where the oranges head is.
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Just because the dude is green…
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What other fruit would you put Vader on?

And any other kind of Food

I have seen Star Wars on gum, juice, frozen treats, cereal, coffee creamer, dairy, meats… Just pick an isle in a grocery store and I guarantee you will find somewhere between 2-25 things having to do with Star Wars.

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Notice the way the chip image really encompasses the aura of the character.
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I am so thirsty! If only I had some Star Wars to drink. Oh, I mean water.

Clean with the force

Maybe vacuum sales are down? Maybe they are just trying to put a little zazzle back in chores. Who knows, but these exist.

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Guess the bad guys like to get their hands dirty.

Perfect gifts for those who have everything

We all thought TV aquariums were cool, but those are so retro. Go even further back in time with this R2D2 Aquarium. It makes no sense, but it is awesome. And with this Death Star tea infuser, when someone asks you how would like your tea, you say “on the Dark Side”.

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Probably the least practical fish tank option.
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Chances are this works best with dark teas.

New Style, New You

I’d wear a Star Wars shirt, maybe a satchel, socks, jacket or undroo’s… But some things are a bit unnecessary. Crocs have it hard enough, let’s move along quickly.

Wookiee-crocs
I only want to wear what Chewy would actually wear.

This looks fun and creepy

If you need a gift for a white elephant party¬†or are a compulsive collector, then this is for you! Seriously though, if you can’t at least make it cute, then don’t make it at all.

Chipbacca
This is just…. What are you looking at!?!

These are just… Wrong

Perhaps Jar Jar is going a little far for some action. And C-3P0, as a protocol droid, should know this is a bit… suggestive.

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“I find your tape usage disturbing.”
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I… just… it’s… nope…. no…. stop.

 

It’s a tough world of consumerism out there. They are all competing for your money. Is it working?

Why not get something you’ll actually like. Check this out. ūüôā